Ernesto's Asteroid Arcade

Ernesto's Asteroid Arcade

xen-42 · April 13, 2023 · Action, Adventure, Arcade, Shooter, Shoot 'Em Up

Buy Ernesto's Asteroid Arcade from Steam at $3.00 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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$3.00
lowest tracked $1.50
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Ernesto's Asteroid Arcade price by region

Ernesto's Asteroid Arcade costs $2.03 in Georgia (USD), £2.55 in the United Kingdom, $3.00 in the United States, €3.00 in Europe (EUR), CA$3.76 in Canada, A$4.48 in Australia, NZ$4.51 in New Zealand, R$10.37 in Brazil and zł13.53 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Ernesto's Asteroid Arcade offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
Georgia (USD) $2.03 $2.03 — 1
United Kingdom £2.55 £2.55 — 1
United Statesyour region $3.00 $3.00 — 1
Europe (EUR) €3.00 €3.00 — 1
Canada CA$3.76 CA$3.76 — 1
Australia A$4.48 A$4.48 — 1
New Zealand NZ$4.51 NZ$4.51 — 1
Brazil R$10.37 R$10.37 — 1
Poland zł13.53 zł13.53 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Ernesto's Asteroid Arcade

✦ AI summary

Ernesto's Asteroid Arcade is a twin-stick space shooter where you blast through eleven levels following a bizarre tale involving a man, a fish, and cosmic mayhem. Unlock multiple ships and dive into endless mode, all wrapped around a branching story told through quirky dialogue choices.

Shoot lasers in space because a fish told you to. Ernesto's Asteroid Arcade is a twin-stick side-scrolling space shoot-em-up which tells the story of a man side-scrolling in space and shooting-em-up with twin-sticks. This game has at least 2 characters in it.

Features

  • A story campaign with at least 6 Different Levels (there's 11)
  • An Endless mode for replayability with 6 different ships to unlock
  • A story told with branching dialogue paths
  • Full controller support, cloud saves, and achievements

Ernesto's Asteroid Arcade — game info

Platforms
Windows, Linux / SteamOS
Player modes
Single-player
Controller
Full controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Apr 26, 2024
Far too simplistic, there's not enough going on for me. You avoid and shoot the asteroids in a 'floaty' ship to one easy-listening background track.
2 found this helpful
Recommended Nov 8, 2023
now THIS is gameplay
1 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 25, 2023
Decent but basic arcade shooter. Worth the price, but probably won't hold your attention for very long once you've beaten story mode. Pros: -funny writing in story mode that actually effects the gameplay in fun ways. -smooth shooting that feels good. -game constantly has new ideas until the end. Cons -Kind of repetitive once you've seen everything. Powerups are way too rare so they don't keep the gameplay from getting stale, there's only one song, and different ships don't play that differently. -The game balance in general is pretty whack, constantly oscillating between too hard and too easy depending on the mission, your ship, and the current Endless configuration. -Too much visual noise, causing you to often take hits that you didn't see coming. Overall I enjoyed the game, and I imagine that it will get better as xen adds more content to it.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Feb 21, 2026
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Recommended Apr 19, 2024
good fun excited to play more and finish it!
Recommended Dec 31, 2023
Honestly a really fun game. It has some good writing and gets quite hectic. Only complaint is that hearts fully heal you i feel it could be more interesting if they only gave you one heart.

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