Fuck's Quest II

Fuck's Quest II

Ancient Computer Tech · June 12, 2026 · Action, Adventure, Action-Adventure, 2D, Pixel Graphics

Buy Fuck's Quest II from Steam at $4.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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Very Positive100% · 1795playing now
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$4.99
lowest tracked $2.99
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Fuck's Quest II price by region

Fuck's Quest II costs $3.29 in Georgia (USD), £4.59 in the United Kingdom, $4.99 in the United States, €5.19 in Europe (EUR), CA$5.99 in Canada, A$6.95 in Australia, NZ$7.89 in New Zealand, R$19.49 in Brazil and zł21.49 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Fuck's Quest II offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
Georgia (USD) $3.29 $3.29 — 1
United Kingdom £4.59 £4.59 — 1
United Statesyour region $4.99 $4.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €5.19 €5.19 — 1
Canada CA$5.99 CA$5.99 — 1
Australia A$6.95 A$6.95 — 1
New Zealand NZ$7.89 NZ$7.89 — 1
Brazil R$19.49 R$19.49 — 1
Poland zł21.49 zł21.49 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Fuck's Quest II

idiot game

Uhhhhggg this is such a BOYS game and it makes me do a bunch of BOYS stuff like watch ChickenTV and eat MeatDogs and its all Toilet Humor!! Why am I being forced to play this crap that doesn't even have rich story mechanics???

disappointment

okay yeah what the FUCk is this!! i bought the game thinking i could Jack-Off to it but instead i gotta move around a bunch of shit and use this stupid ass sword that barely works?? like broooo i just wanna Jack!!

just not for me

IVE TRIED KILLING THIS BOSS LIKE 13 TIMES AND I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME HORNY BUT INSTEAD THERES NO BOOBS AT ALL I JUST KEEP DYING NONSTOP!!! TOTAL RNG NONSENSE. EVERY NEW ITEM I GET DOES SOME BULLSHIT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME HAVING SEX.

secrets

this game has secrets for the player to uncover thanks to careful consideration from the developer

game was made by some guy??

i can NOT believe that some GUY made this...maybe some KID or some ASSHOLE but some GUY? this is too IMMATURE for me to believe that...i wont accept anything that conflicts with my existing worldview and this is the worst day of my life.

audible music

u can hear music from beloved genres like "Minimalist", "Semi-Ironic Blues",  "Ambient", "Horror"

just the WORST-ass characters

sooooo wtf... theres like 2 characters in this game that have consistent and unique personalities...all the rest are the same generic fucking idiot who talks like all the other ones. even the unique ones are straight up dumb as fuck. every npc in this game is more stupid and pointless than my coworkers.

no idea where to go

I could not be more annoyed by this poor excuse for a Product.

classics

this game is based on the classics

buggy crap

I purchased this game and encountered a Software Bug affecting the game's mechanics. I will be requesting a refund through Steam.

useless cartoon

i played this game so i can tell u what it is. it is just a useless cartoon. it is not realistic very much.

rude developer

I asked the developer why he created an icy platforming section and he told me to go fuck myself.

im not a little kid anymore

i remember when i was 3 years old my PeePaw farted and i laughed for ever!! now that im 17 he does it and i get mad for ever!! fart is stupid so why does this game have it all the time?? i dont like fart so why did they put that in this game???

Fuck's Quest II — game info

Platforms
Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
Steam Deck
Verified
Player modes
Single-player
Controller
Full controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Oct 7, 2026
real good zeldalike written by a genius
Recommended Oct 7, 2026
fart. ex-gf. murder. sex-joke. ghost? bible. skateboard. lockpick. cool bosses. army. ♥♥♥♥ ring. ♥♥♥♥'s quest ii has it all and more. the amount of secrets and interactions are so plentiful you will ♥♥♥♥ your pants in joy. nintendo walked so ancient computer tech could run. ♥♥♥♥'s quest ii is what "a link to the past" was meant to be.
Recommended Oct 6, 2026
!!secret immersion tech!!: drink lots of beer so u cant stop farting forever while playing this game : )
Recommended Oct 6, 2026
The only good videogame in this multiverse
Recommended Oct 5, 2026
This may in fact be the greatest game I've ever played, and I've played Bad ♥♥♥♥♥ Blasters. Obviously very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but gameplay-wise is extremely competent and shows that the dev is very talented, it avoids many of the gripes I usually have with other games like this. Main and side quests have markers on the map to show when you can complete them (once you have the items needed), there's a lot of variety and content packed into every inch of the game. And it has GAMBLING (dev please if you read this can u tell me how Christ's works? Do the phrases mean anything??? Most of my playtime has been playing that game and I'm sick of that cheating ♥♥♥♥ screwing me pls I'll do anything) Whoever came up with lockpicking is very creative and should be put in a mental health ward ♥️
Recommended Oct 5, 2026
its pretty funny and also the music is good

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