G-Ball

Everything about this game is actual cancer. Buy it for friends you want to spite. This game is the disabled love child of satan and unity, I would consider making prisoners play this a form of torture. I will be starting a change.org petition to get it banned after I post this review. I would rather ♥♥♥♥ out a ninja star than play this unholy abomination. I would rate it 1 through 10 but that scale does come close to representing the quality of the game.

This game, while misunderstood, stands as a champion in the bloated, repetitive sports game market of recent years. You do not play G-Ball for the experience you would find in a FIFA or Madden game, you play G-Ball to feel like a god. This feeling stands as the core design principal of the game, evident in all aspects of the game, like the fluid and fast-paced movement, which allows for insanely rewarding gameplay, or the meticulously designed physics engine, which could be seen as the standard for years to come. In conclusion, G-ball is one of the masterpieces that drive the innovation of the entire gaming industry, and proves that big game companies NEED to do better to earn your money.

This game is so bad i consider it art.

Game's dead.

incredible game! i love the responsiveness and the fact that you are unable to change your controls! the 19 minutes i have in this game have been the best 24 minutes of my entire life! and ive had some pretty good moments in my life. this game truly exceeded all of my expectations. in the future, i would like to see a second edition of the game with maybe worse graphics and worse emotes. 10/10 would recommend. buy it for your friends, uncles, grandmothers, and babysitters!! its the gift that keeps on giving!

This is a 3D multiplayer online only sports/arena/moba style game which a very dry astronaut/family friendly/space dodgeball theme. There might be some hope in the premise, after all, Rocket League has been insanely successful doing soccer with cars. The difference is that Rocket League has a brilliant execution on the premise. The graphics in G-Ball are pretty bad, and woefully, painfully optimised. Stutter and jank your way around empty arenas and pay money for the privilege? No thanks. Failing that very important aspect of the game means nobody is playing it, and it's multiplayer only, so this is effectively dead, and I can't recommend it.