アルカナリッター (2017)

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RPG Maker strikes again! アルカナリッター is one of hundreds of low effort retro-pixel RPG Maker asset/construction kit flips spamming the Steam catalog, made with the RPG Maker video game construction kit... in their own words, "Our easy to use tools are simple enough for a child." Like all RPG Maker "games", this is essentially a bunch of low quality/canned assets from RPG Maker coupled with a cringeworthy high school anime club fan fiction. There's no English translation for the this, but that's okay. The language of bad products is universal. This RPG Maker asset flip is your usual cringefest with the "developer" putting all his imaginary girlfriends and so on into it... it's got a lot of content, but a lot of a bad thing makes it worse, not better. The usual high school anime club fanfiction writing is here in full force, as well as the usual bad level design, flipped assets from RPG Maker, and not a lot of interest for anyone. As with all RPG Maker games, the poor quality engine displays badly in fullscreen and doesn't have full HD support or any graphics tweaking options, making this unacceptable for any dedicated modern PC gamer. The point can be made that the intention of …

---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Gnome. ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Gnome. ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☑ Gnome. ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Human ☑ Gnome. ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☑ Gnome. ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Gnome. ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ Gnome. ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Gnome. ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☑ Gnome. ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☑ Gnome. ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrari…

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Игра «Алканариллтер» — увлекательный гибрид RPG и аркады с яркой графикой и динамичным геймплеем. Главный герой исследует мир, разгадывая загадки и сражаясь с врагами, используя уникальные способности. Сюжет затягивает с первых минут, а система развития персонажа позволяет создавать индивидуальный стиль игры. Однако сложность некоторых уровней и недостаточная оптимизация могут отпугнуть новичков. В целом — достойный выбор для любителей приключений и головоломок.

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