General Horse and the Package of Doom
Studio spektar · 2020 · Comedy, Choose Your Own Adventure, Sci-fi, FMV, Roguelite
PC
Very Positive97% · 78
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About General Horse and the Package of Doom
General Horse is the last surviving military postman in the galaxy. After the great war with the Chaotics™, pretty much everyone else was dead. There was nothing left for him, but to take the highest position left in the military.
On his journey to deliver the mail, he meets scavengers who try to steal his package. His duty, as a Postmaster General, is to protect what he considers to be sacred; and that is a package with an official post stamp. It needs to be delivered wherever it needs to be delivered!
Join him on a dangerous voyage throughout his home solar system. He will fight, explore, barter, scavenge, and beg, just to deliver a package he knows nothing about!
Be General Horse and deliver the Package of Doom!
On his journey to deliver the mail, he meets scavengers who try to steal his package. His duty, as a Postmaster General, is to protect what he considers to be sacred; and that is a package with an official post stamp. It needs to be delivered wherever it needs to be delivered!
Join him on a dangerous voyage throughout his home solar system. He will fight, explore, barter, scavenge, and beg, just to deliver a package he knows nothing about!
Be General Horse and deliver the Package of Doom!
Features
- Full Motion Video - The whole game is played alongside high quality video sequences
- Resource management - You must survive your travels through hostile space by trading, stealing and using resources and special items. Try not to starve or crash into a planet.
- Replay value - There is enough scenes and choices to play more than once and still see something new.
- Highly intelligent humor - Only the smartest people will get the subtle jokes in this dark and mystical space drama.
- Method acting - Many of our high quality actors were never even given their scripts. They were carefully guided to become their characters and then we just let the script happen.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Imagine if Red Dwarf had a ultra high budget. This is low budget version of that. Funny game, you can tell everyone had fun making the game. Recommended.2 found this helpful
I bought this because it was like 95% off, looked like a fun or trippy game, first play through was a fever dream. When i realized how in-depth this game was i was amazed, definitely worth buying and trying your luck on a few different play throughs
It was my BIRD DAY. I got a paté and a car candle with some random numbers. It was the worst BIRD DAY ever. I hated it and also the paté was made with cat. And I also don't know what's going on with that dead kangaroo. Bith.
Absolute Cinema!
This is so f***ng good. The trailer gives the vibes of what to expect: it's a "choose your own adventure" with deliberate poor acting, nonsense jokes, trivial dialogues, and a really unfortunate cat. If you don't like this low-budget, silly, dirty humour, stay away from it. Otherwise, it is pure gold. I never laughed so much playing a game.
This is what I love about videogames. I don't know anything about the creation of General Horse, but it comes across as a group of friends coming together to make something using the skills and resources available to them. What results is this weird, funny, kinda janky, FMV choice-choosing game with some basic resource management thrown in. But it has so much charm and you really get the feeling of how they worked through limitations to create a genuinely engaging experience.
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