General Horse and the Package of Doom

Imagine if Red Dwarf had a ultra high budget. This is low budget version of that. Funny game, you can tell everyone had fun making the game. Recommended.

It was my BIRD DAY. I got a paté and a car candle with some random numbers. It was the worst BIRD DAY ever. I hated it and also the paté was made with cat. And I also don't know what's going on with that dead kangaroo. Bith.

Absolute Cinema!

This is so f***ng good. The trailer gives the vibes of what to expect: it's a "choose your own adventure" with deliberate poor acting, nonsense jokes, trivial dialogues, and a really unfortunate cat. If you don't like this low-budget, silly, dirty humour, stay away from it. Otherwise, it is pure gold. I never laughed so much playing a game.

This is what I love about videogames. I don't know anything about the creation of General Horse, but it comes across as a group of friends coming together to make something using the skills and resources available to them. What results is this weird, funny, kinda janky, FMV choice-choosing game with some basic resource management thrown in. But it has so much charm and you really get the feeling of how they worked through limitations to create a genuinely engaging experience.

I really enjoyed it way more then i thought i would.