Mustdashe

Mustdashe

Chris Germano · 2017 · Indie, Early Access, Action

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About Mustdashe

YOU GET A MUSTACHE! YOU GET A MUSTACHE! YOU GET A MUSTACHE!



Mustdashe is the ONLY follicle-fueled first person puncher on Steam! You have sixty seconds to punch glorious mustaches on everyone (and everything) to rack up points and complete achievements for high scores and glory. As soon as you pick up the fabled Stash Knuckles the clock starts ticking, so get moving!

In sixty seconds, you need to run, jump and punch your way to a new high score. Discover hidden achievements and track your progress as you play though multiple levels full of secrets! Smack unsuspecting civilians, enemies, and babies across the map as you unleash the force of facial hair.

Mustdashe is the remastered edition of the original Mustdashe created in November 2014.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Mar 3, 2022
this game reminds me of the soft mellow nights that i would hear the faint clapping sound coming from my parents room, this sound revives the past of my nagletcablised past. as a member of the he/him gender i am inclined to propose this game to the others of my kind. this game is all about mascualising the realisation of women by percieving a sence of testosterone in the sense of punching them in the face, therefore mascualising them whist enforcing the male representitive image of a mostache. back to the sound of impaling a mostache onto people, it reminds me of ever so slightly going into my parents room, whilst i would ponder into the room, i would notice that my parents would seem to be wrestling. my father would take notice of this and quickly and precicley punt me across the room, this would inturn make me fall asleep quicker (which i allways had trouble dealing with). every time i would hear that crisp wack of a mostache onto a baby face it would endulge my brain into the most fondest of memories, for example when i was around 6 or 7 years old my father and mother took me to the woods, they must have forgot me since as soon as i left the car they drove away, i was later fou…
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Not recommended Feb 10, 2026
I remember seeing this on Youtube ages ago. Hasn't been updated for nearly 10 years and will very obviously never be finished. Everything the game has to offer in it's current state can easily be experienced in 10-20 minutes.
Recommended Sep 27, 2025
Mustdashe, developed by Chris Germano and published by Pilone Consulting, is an unconventional indie game that was released on Steam on August 26, 2017. Promoted as the "ONLY follicle-fueled first person puncher on Steam," it presents a unique twist on the first-person shooter genre by focusing on affixing mustaches to characters and objects within a 60-second time frame. The game is built using the Unity engine and is available exclusively for Windows. Despite its novelty, the game has garnered a mixed reception, with 54% of the 11 user reviews on Steam being positive. The gameplay revolves around the use of the "Stash Knuckles," a fictional device that enables players to punch mustaches onto various targets. The primary objective is to rack up points by quickly and accurately applying mustaches, aiming for high scores and unlocking achievements. The game operates on a strict 60-second timer, adding a layer of urgency and challenge to the experience. Despite its simplicity, the game has garnered a mixed reception, with 54% of the 11 user reviews on Steam being positive. In terms of content, Mustdashe is relatively minimalistic. The game offers a single-player mode with a limited…
Recommended Aug 12, 2025
Don't listen to all the people who say this game is bad mustaches are funny
Recommended Apr 7, 2022
can you make this for vr plz
Not recommended Apr 7, 2022
I remember seeing this played on youtube a long time ago,I thought it looked hilarious,but forgot what it was called...when I finally found it again I grabbed it!...and was very disappointed. Choose a level and pick up your brass knuckles, you have 60 seconds to punch as many things as possible for points...with every punch leaving a stylish mustache instead of bruises. There are combos to be gotten by punching all of a given thing in a level...for example, "LADIES MAN" for punching all the ladies. There are 4 levels,that all pretty much play the same,the "Superhero" level lets you jump higher,but that's it. It's also mostly the same few things to punch in each level. There's a "Sandbox" level that has one of every punchable object in the game lined up...but nothing else...not even the knuckles to actually punch them...so the sandbox has nothing you can actually do... So having read all that,didja do the math? 4 levels,that each last one minute? Plus one level that you can't actually play? The game is over in 4 mins,with nothing to do but grind for the achievements...but even THAT is messed up,as 4 of the achieves are broken and won't activate...So no 100% completion on this o…

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