Beard Blade

Beard Blade

Glovebox Games LLC · 2021 · Action, 2D Platformer, Platformer, 2D, Pixel Graphics

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About Beard Blade


Run and jump through tropical 16-bit locales in this traditional platformer! Take control of Branson and fend off foes with his mighty shapeshifting beard as he fights to reclaim his stolen goods.

Branson’s adventure begins when a crew of thieves ransack his farm and make off into the night with his livestock. After stowing away on their parting ship, Branson finds himself stranded on a strange island littered with dangerous creatures and priceless treasure. Equipped with nothing but a shapeshifting beard, Branson sets out to reclaim his stuff, thwart The Smuglins, and return home.

GAME FEATURES




Beard Blade is a traditional platformer with modern touches, merging the best of then & now. Run, jump, swim and climb through beaches, caves, harbors and more!

Like many heroes, Branson begins his adventure with limited powers, but you can collect coins scattered across each level to pay for new moves and upgrades. Take your cash to Forbeau's barbershop to expand your beard's abilities, increase your life meter, and more.

Beard Blade features a binary day and night system that plays a key role in how you choose to progress through Pimento Island. It's not just a palette swap; day versions of a level are completely different levels from their night counterparts, and almost every level has a day/night counterpart. You can play both levels, or skip one if you'd like! Explore each day and night route to find all collectibles and see everything Pimento Island has to offer.

Beard Blade features colorful pixel art, lively animations and a catchy soundtrack - all influenced by beloved 16-bit and 32-bit titles.

Every level is packed with collectibles. Aside from coins you can spend at the shop, you can also collect special tokens, treasures, enemy cards and music records.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Players consistently praise Beard Blade's excellent pixel art, charming character design, and particularly its soundtrack, which stands out as a memorable highlight. However, opinions on the core platforming gameplay are divided—while some find the mechanics pleasant and well-designed with good level variety, others feel the movement is sluggish and unresponsive, lacking challenge and fluidity that would appeal to veteran platformer fans. Additionally, players note frustrations with unclear collectible systems and missing quality-of-life features like tracking collected items during levels.

Recommended Feb 2, 2026
Look at this crazy guy! Three bristly lobes above, another set below, like fingers, or teeth . . . a good starting point for any kind of transformation, really! Jelly toes, made of hair! And as for teeth, they do [i]indeed[/i] become a set of chompers when you jump up and [b]attack[/b] up. The goblinish Smuglins have an equal amount of personality. The very nice pixel art and animation are [i]really[/i] the main attractions of this short game -- though the basic platforming is certainly pleasant enough to carry an old jumper through three or four days. There's not much "advanced tech" to be found, and furthermore I don't think the part of the programming that reads player input is keen enough to support it. For while I had zero problems steering Branson during some rather fine, albeit ordinary jumps, the activation for the spinning [b]maple key[/b] slowdown is pretty fiddly -- especially when there are screws on the screen you have to use it for. The bounce attack is similarly difficult to pull off. And both, coincidentally, require a second tap of the A button while airborne. It's probably fixable, I think. Did I enjoy it? Certainly, enough to hundred-percent the game,…
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Recommended May 24, 2026
A very good platformer with great feeling mecanics. Good level design and ideas thoughout although some design related to other things such as collectable is flawed. For example, it's easy to understand what some collectable such as the soundtrack discs do, but I've finished the game and don't know what the goblin coins do. There also is no tracking feature of what you've collected while inside a level, so unless you go from memory, you won't know if you've collected everything before finishing a level. Also, for some reason, the final world is way easier that the one that comes just before where they like to throw new mecanics and limitations in there (one of my favorite parts honestly though). It was a fun experience and do recommend it even with those small flaws in the game!
Not recommended Mar 1, 2026
Imagine if Super Mario didn't attempt to do anything like introducing new mechanics. The movement isnt fun or fluid, its slow and clunky but theres no platforming challenge in the first place.
Recommended Feb 14, 2026
Now, this review is coming from someone who has pretty much only played platformers ever since I was 5 years old, and I'm still seeking, finding, and playing platformers of any kind of this day. Beard Blade is no exception, and it definitely shows in every aspect. GWAPHICS ----------------------------------------------------------------- The graphics are really the strong suit here. Everything just feels so alive and shows excruciating detail and heart and soul at that. In some aspects, like some of the nighttime levels, show remarkable attention to detail. MUSIC ------------------------------------------------------------------ The music is literally one of my newfound favorite soundtracks. After hearing that the composer of this game, Steven Melin, was responsible for numerous types of SNES-inspired music, he really hooked me in for some foot-stompin' music. From the way it's all playful jazz music, to anything that comes from a cute 2D platformer, it's all harkening back to the good ol' days. CONTWOLS ------------------------------------------------------------------ The controls, while they're nice to have, can feel a bit slippery at times, and the hovering mechanic, in my p…
Recommended Feb 8, 2026
Exactly what I wanted and expected when i got it.
Not recommended Nov 4, 2025
Love the art style and the music but the gameplay just feels bad.

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