Saint Hazel's Horsepital

Saint Hazel's Horsepital is an eccentric indie adventure that builds its entire identity around an idea that sounds deliberately absurd: a horse infiltrating a hospital to rescue another horse. Developed by HYPH-N and IAmDirt and published by Danvik FHS, the game combines stealth, environmental interaction, light action, and comedy into a compact experience that is more interested in making players laugh at ridiculous situations than delivering a serious simulation. Its modest scale is apparent throughout, but the unusual premise gives it considerably more personality than its straightforward mechanics might initially suggest. The adventure centers on Hazel and her best friend Buddy. After Buddy goes to a hospital seeking treatment, the situation takes a disturbing and comical turn when the medical staff prove less than welcoming toward their equine visitor. With a suspicious glue factory adding another layer of danger to the situation, Hazel enters the hospital to find Buddy and uncover what is happening. The friendship between the two horses provides a simple motivation for progressing through the building, while the hospital director and increasingly bizarre circumstances give …

The world needs less war shooters and more games like this: stealth goat simulator. This game has no right to be this good.

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The puzzles are very simple, not much fun to play but good for story walkthrough. Camera angle sometimes go crazy and gave me a hard time (motion-sickness guy). The interaction button fails to work most of the time in human form. These two problems were the worst at the part getting glue crate for jimmy the rainbow janitor. It made it so much more unnecessarily harder than it was designed to be that I once felt it was unplayable. But the visual, the whole idea, the story is interesting enough. It was enjoyable.

Oh my goodness this is a trip and such a cute story!! I had an absolute blast playing this till the end!

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