Saint Hazel's Horsepital

"Saint Hazel's Horsepital" is one of literally thousands of student projects infesting Steam. It's from Danvik Folkehøgskole, a high school in Norway. While student projects tend to be better quality than most "amateur" made games, we must still question what value such projects have for gamers. As with all student projects, this isn't really a fully fleshed out game, it's just the result of an academic exercise, and as such it has much more limited value as a game than a professionally developed game would have. Educational institutions should not be using Steam as a dumping ground for homework assignments (especially if the students didn't even pass the course). Sure, it helps their marketing and helps the students feel good about themselves, but this is another case of a business putting themselves before the needs of gamers. The high school students made a pointless, low quality 3D adventure game about a horse trying to rescue their friend from a hospital. This is done with some very poor quality top down adventuring/puzzle solving stuff. The lack of customizable controls is a significant drawback. This decision makes the game potentially unplayable for gamers with phys…

The world needs less war shooters and more games like this: stealth goat simulator. This game has no right to be this good.

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The puzzles are very simple, not much fun to play but good for story walkthrough. Camera angle sometimes go crazy and gave me a hard time (motion-sickness guy). The interaction button fails to work most of the time in human form. These two problems were the worst at the part getting glue crate for jimmy the rainbow janitor. It made it so much more unnecessarily harder than it was designed to be that I once felt it was unplayable. But the visual, the whole idea, the story is interesting enough. It was enjoyable.

Oh my goodness this is a trip and such a cute story!! I had an absolute blast playing this till the end!

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