

World's Fastest Pizza
Oscar Brittain · 2016 · Action, Indie, Simulation, Great Soundtrack, Comedy
PC
Positive92% · 38
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About World's Fastest Pizza
It's not easy, when your pizza is so cheesy.
Head to Australia in the game critics are calling "Please stop emailing me!" Wage war on the suburbs using an armory of SUPERPOWERS and NOT-SO-SUPERPOWERS in your quest to rid the land of hunger and spread the joys of sexy pizza.
What SUPERPOWERS do you get?
A Personal Assistant Koala , Black Magic, A Cloned Flash Mob, a Time Machine and Bovine Growth Hormones, just to name a few. Nothing particularly weird.
How about DESTRUCTABLE ENVIRONMENTS and A BANGIN' SOUNDTRACK?
If the game didn't have those, this would all be a waste of your time. I wouldn't waste you time!
Can I make it rain in the game?
Geez, you just dont know when to quit, do you? OF COURSE YOU CAN MAKE IT RAIN.
Who do you play as?
Tortoiseman was born on planet Tortopia before being sent to Earth by his father, J-Dilla, just before the planet's destruction. On Earth, he was adopted by a bogan pizza chef and his wife. Also, he started to display baller superpowers, which he decided to use for the benefit of humanity. Using the awesomely fake name Cornelius Pretorius, he is a pizza boy for World’s Fastest Pizza, a Fremantle fast-food restaurant.
Is Channing Tatum in the game?
Sure.
Matthew McConaughey?
Why not.
But what about the...
HUSH, child. I know you have many questions, but all I can say is that the answers lie within this remarkable game!
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
You get deliver pizzas while everyone is trying to kill you, that's the whole game1 found this helpful
This is a certified hood classic
this game rocks. in essence, Worlds fastest pizza is a fast paced "Deliver The Pizza" game with light roguelike stuff. its also really damn good.
Absolutely frantic and hilarious!
---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ All ---{PC Requirements}--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☑ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival…
Just f**kin buy it ya gronk
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