Angry Gnome

Ho 🎅ho 🎅ho 🎅ha 😂ha 😂, ho 🎅ho 🎅ho 🎅he 😂ha 😂. Hello 👋there, old chum 😴. I’m gnot an elf 🤳. I’m gnot a goblin 👺. I’m a gnome 🙌. And you’ve 👉😟been, GNOMED’ 😂🔥👌💯

The graphics and levels look great and the music is ok. The animations and the combat arent very good i also found a few bugs like walking over water without dying. No english voice acting subtitles only. This game has potential :c . Im going to wait for more updates im giving it a thumbs down for now.

---{Graphics}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☑ Gnome. ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Gnome. ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ Gnome. ☐ Lizards ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Gnome. ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☑ Gnome. ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Gnome. ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☑ Gnome. ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Gnome. ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☑ Gnome. ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☑ Gnome. ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium fo…

It's worth the $3 asking price. It's a "collect the coins and other collectible stuff" platformer that makes strong use of the Z axis. It's fairly forgiving of mistakes; you don't insta-die if you miss a jump. The environments are attractive, movement is fluid and performance good. I liked the music. It has skill trees. You can throw bombs and change into a wolf. The grumbling gnome voice (not sure if he's speaking a slavic language or sim-speak meant to sound like a slavic language) is well done, and he complains a lot, so he has a fair bit of personality. The game does have its rough spots: It only supports keyboard + mouse, and the controls cannot be remapped; press G (or K, I forget which is the skill tree and which is the options menu) in game to see what they are. Combat is clumsy because of inability to remap keys, as well as the fact that your swings are on a timer; you can't madly click the mouse to hack away, which leads to a run up, swing, dash away mechanic. English translations of fairly limited text were obviously done by a non-native speaker. In sum, I think the game is better than it has been marketed. A lot of effort obviously went into it.

that gnome is ANGRY 10/10

pretty brutal