Crappy Tube

Title says all. My thanks to the dev for saving me the effort of a lengthy review. The only "pro"? The single level that comprises this "game" takes less than five minutes to complete. Verdict: 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/10. (PS I've been overly generous on this occasion, because I grew tired of holding down the "0" key.) (PS If you enjoyed this review, feel free to check out my two Curator pages: http://store.steampowered.com/curator/9284586-ReviewsJustfortheHELLofit/ http://store.steampowered.com/curator/10868048-Truly-Horrible-Horror-Games/?appid=398210 Cheers!)

Another trash game developed using GameGuru - The Easy Game Maker! You can literally find GG games similar to this on GameJolt and itch.io for free. The "developer" got guts asking money for this garbage. I've used GameGuru before, and let me tell you, I estimate that this "game" was completed in less than 4 hours, and I'm being VERY GENEROUS with my estimation. Gameplay and shooting is ♥♥♥♥♥ - as usual with GG games. This "game" can be completed in 6 minutes or less. This is the type of game you would find in $1 indie bundles. Conclusion: Avoid at all costs. Not worth $0.49 or your time.

What the actual **** is this? I spent more time downloading this (90+% of the 10 GB?! game is not even used and appear to be stock/stolen assets from elsewhere) than I did actually playing it. There is barely any shooting present in this game as you can simply walk past enemies, with the melee ones being dumb as dirt and having the hardest time even following you. And then it just abruptly ends a few minutes into it. The game itself doesn't even know what it's about (the About button shows a blank screen). This game isn't worth 5 cents. The title is all you need to know about it. Stay far away.

damn bro this ♥♥♥♥ kinda fire, best release this year for sure, IGN GOTY cant wait for part 2!!! Keep an eye out, this dev going places

really makes you feel crappy

Crappy Tube seems like just another trash game developed using GameGuru, which is the easiest game maker out there. I beat this game in about five minutes when playing through it for the first time. You run through several open areas with horrible graphics until you find a gun, then you mow down about 10 of those stupid stock enemy models before the game ends. 0/10.