Uranus (SunshineOvercast)

[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](FxM) Sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]One or two hours.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Uranus[/b] is a lewd visual novel about a group of friends recalling their sexual (mis)adventures. [h1]Gameplay[/h1] Smash through text boxes and click icons with [i]zero[/i] pretext on what they do. I was clueless on what each button did, and I'm not sure if any of them did anything. There's multiple endings to this game, so they must [i]do something.[/i] [h1]Story[/h1] The game begins on the "Hang Out Field", where a few ladies discuss how [i]horny[/i] they are. To be honest, the story was difficult to track. They encounter a strange shirtless man, whom offers them a drink. They recount sexual experiences the three of them have shared with each other as they drink in the Hang Out Field. I. . . think that's the gist of it.…

Oh well. Point and click visual novel with a few pretty pictures. Not worth it, but a bit cute. Get it on sale later.

Totally nonsensical in the worst way. Horrible story. Horrid "game." I refunded it.

Hell yes! Imagine Ulysses without all the bothersome Irish dialect interpretation... Just as confusing as when you read it in High School without all that angst and testosterone crowding appreciation of Joyce from your teenage, suck-reflect-reduced brain. A whole lotta WTF, but now Culturally Relevant! In the game, you roam from dream state to dream state (did you shave this morning or was that in Finnegan's Wake?) as people with strange names and habits poke at your soul with impossible to decipher and (as all things are in life) pointless puzzles. Puzzling indeed... IF you were to plunk down more than the very modest price being asked, but trying to find all 6 endings especially fun when I can't really figure out how to tell that I reached an ending... Did I really accomplish anything? Have I grown? Does this game make me look fat? Warp your mind-- you know you want to.

[h3]❂【 Achievement Hunting Stats 】[/h3] [quote][table] [tr] [th]Skill[/th] [td]🟧⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]Luck[/th] [td]🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]Time[/th] [td]🟦🟦⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛[/td] [/tr] [/table][/quote] [h3]❂【 Additional Comments 】[/h3] [quote]Outright terrible game. Those 3D models give me the creeps if I stare at them for too long. There's no history tree diagram thing, so I had to create my own slenderman page in notepad. Skipping also has a noticeable delay: you can mash your mouse as fast as you want, but every path that's a repeat-ending takes roughly 3 minutes of your precious time.[/quote]