Chief Emoji Officer

I’ll be honest, a lot of the reviews are from folks with 5-6 hours of play time and one review… seems paid for? But here’s an honest review of the game. Chief Emoji Officer is a satirical game based on a tech company seeking the next big breakthrough, likely in Silicon Valley. The story is funny and entertaining and worth a read. The characters are all a bit crazy and stereotypical but fun, nonetheless. I loved how casual the game was, perfect not to think too hard (pick an emoji!). Where the game got frustrating was figuring out how to get the third promotion early on, since you are supposed to get promoted every other chapter. My first session I played for 45 min and couldn’t figure it out so I put it down and came back a few days later. I tried some different emojis and “cracked the code”, so to speak, and was able to complete the game. After multiple playthroughs, I’ve only got 1.3 hours of play time, so these other reviewers must have left the game open for some time. Overall the game is pretty short but certainly worth full price at $3. If you’re looking for 1h:$1, you might wait for a sale. The concept of this game (emojis only) was what caught my attention and certain…

With enough Gaslighting, Gatekeeping, and Girlbossing you too can sleep your way to the TOP

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Funny little romp, definitely worth three dollars.

I keep getting fired by Wanda the A.I. before I even start working.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Extremely good ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☑ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard…