DEI Manager Simulator
Facetious Labs · 2026 · Satire, Comedy, Game Development, Interactive Fiction, Text-Based
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Positive100% · 33
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About DEI Manager Simulator
You are the new Head of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.Your mandate? Raise the Culture Credibility Index (CCI). Leadership is panicked, investors are watching, and you have a lot of emails to answer.
A LINEAR DESCENT INTO MADNESS
Let’s be honest: You cannot save this studio. The ship is sinking, the captain is delusional, and the iceberg is made of good intentions.This is a linear narrative experience. There are no branching paths to a "happy ending." No strategy saves the studio. Why? Because in this satire, the system itself is the problem. Your job isn't to fix the leak; it's to rearrange the deckchairs on the Titanic so they look more inclusive while you go down.GAMEPLAY: THE ILLUSION OF CONTROL
Field unhinged demands from a caricatural leadership team—from organizing "segregated safe spaces" to policing language with an AI bot.- Choose Your Poison: Will you ruin the team's morale with a mandatory 8-hour seminar or an intrusive personal survey? It doesn't matter! The studio will burn either way, but at least you get to pick the color of the flames.
- Manage the Optics: Your choices might not save the company, but they save you. Boost your CCI score to ensure that when the dust settles, you have a shiny Golden Parachute waiting.
- Witness the Train Wreck: Watch the studio crumble in real-time through the "Conscious Connect" social feed, where your employees scream into the void about your policies.
FEATURING:
- 1 Hour of Pure Chaos: A tight, focused satirical story about corporate absurdity.
- Meaningless Choices (Kind of): Pick A or B to see different funny dialogue, but the destination is always the same: Disaster.
- Failing Upwards: The ultimate corporate skill. Can you destroy the product but still get a promotion?
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
(PROLOGUE: Dancing rainbow spirit acapella, riding androgynous unicorn spreading its they/them/their wings. Mindlessly crushing beautiful environments, disturbing peaceful moments, tear down the cosmic balance. With absolute pride like a proud yet twisted pegasus-ish. But then suddenly!! A silhouetted figure appeared, rapidly beatboxing into a megaphone with complex pyrotechnics bursting here and there for several seconds. You-know-who... To rain down some seriously sharp offensive rhymes of positivity rap, yo! Let's gooo!) Satirically solid, this is the smartest one ever made. Comedic truth where the harsh facts cascade. If that is your quest then look no more coz it is clear: The absolute best of all searches ends here! Welcome to Conscious Play Studios' crew. Where corporate chaos waits for you! As DEI Boss, your only task: Raise the 'Culture Score'—that’s all they ask. Investors panic, leadership screams. You hunt for fabricated metrics to save their dreams. But failure is fixed, a linear joke. Your choice just dictates how things go broke. Read through e-mails, make tough calls. Watch the company crash through the walls. A punchy satire, sharp and c…4 found this helpful
Where can I hire Maya?2 found this helpful
This game really makes you FEEL like a DEI manager.1 found this helpful
I've been on the receiving end of too many of these announcements. It's depressingly accurate. Still fun though. But depressing.1 found this helpful
A funny game that hits close to home1 found this helpful
This is a very educational game on how companies work and why things haven't been working for a long time. 10/10 would DEI again. Also, I'd want a version where its not a game studio but an actual megacorporation for a sequel.1 found this helpful
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