Wallsurf

Ain't gonna lie, I was gonna buy beer and a pack of Newports until my ex wife (Stacey) told me our son (Jordan) wanted to buy a new video game for his PC. I immediately started getting aggressive towards the both of them by yelling since my ex wife (Stacey) always wants me to buy stuff for my son (Jordan). I've told her countless times that she’s s the reason I can't get ahead in life since she makes me spend on our son (Jordan) when I could be using that money on beer, Newports, scratchers, and my other ex wife (Lucy). I ended up locking myself in my restroom to release my anger. When I had calmed down I decided to do some digging on the game my son (Jordan) wanted. I ended up buying the game on the family computer and after spending around 5min on the game I fell in love with it. Definitely worth the $2 and very glad that I spent those $2 on the game that day instead of spending it on beer, Newports, scratchers, and my other ex wife (Lucy). Highly recommend this game to everyone no matter their race or orientation.

big speedrun potential

could be a trackmania of a game if crungey locked in

The Greatest Movement Game Ever Conceived: Why Wallsurf is an Absolute Masterpiece Let’s get something perfectly straight right from the jump: if you are still playing mainstream, bloated, AAA shooters or outdated movement clones, you are actively wasting your life. Stop whatever you are doing, open Steam, search for Wallsurf by Crungey, drop the absolute steal of $1.99 on it, and prepare to have your third eye opened. Wallsurf isn't just a video game. It is a digital epiphany. It is the purest, most hyper-refined manifestation of spatial kinetic flow ever coded into the Unity engine. The developer, Crungey, didn't just make a game; they distilled the absolute best parts of CS:GO surfing, tactical strafe jumping, and the legendary Karlson beta, and then single-handedly elevated the entire movement genre into an art form. Calling it a "fast-paced 3D racer" is like calling a Ferrari "a metal box with wheels." It is a symphony of momentum, physics, and sheer adrenaline. 1. The Divine Anatomy of Movement The fundamental core of Wallsurf lies in its revolutionary approach to physics-based speedrunning. While lesser games bog you down with "realistic gravity," stamina bars, or clunky a…

ts game so tuff I lowk creamed a little from a 10s time

I WANTED THE BBC SALE AND IT WAS CANCELLED