REVOLVE (2026)

This game is so much fun. I've played all throughout the playtest and I must say it's a unique spin on roguelike shooters. The amount of genuine laughs I've had while playing this game is uncountable. All content and tech is so fresh and stylized. This review is completely non-biased and 100% genuine. Congrats mikie man for releasing your first game on steam. This is huge big dawg Friendly reminder to always yell at your friends if they're taking too long to pick a card and make sure to shoot them when they say "be right back, don't shoot me." Keep up the good work bro, and never forget: IT'S MIKIE TIME

Score : 3/5 It's a cheap game that is a 1v1 or FFA FPS. When you die, you get a 'card' which is basically an ability to buff you to help you catch up or compete with the others. Me and two friends played it, and it was pretty fun while joking around and testing out the absurdity of the combinations we got to enjoy. The FFA match we played went on for a while, and the crates that dropped in never despawned, so as more and more dropped in, the game started to lag more and more until we were getting like 10 FPS (Hopefully this can be fixed someday.) But, for what the game is, it's fun enough to play around with a few buddies, and I'd recommend to give it a try if you're into games where you compete with friends.

The later rounds in this game perfectly simulate what its like to fight God. One second your just chillin' and the next you have exploded 50 times while something runs across your screen at mach 10, jumps 100km into the air, does 20 consecutive backflips, then kicks all the bullets out of his gun and turn you into atoms with an orbital ion blast. Your last words will be "What the Fu-".