John, The Zombie

A funny, janky mess that's entertaining for a few hours, and then you've seen pretty much everything. John the Zombie is an interesting concept, because you actually play as the zombie. The animations, ridiculous carnage, and overall absurdity are comical enough to make the game entertaining for a few hours. Seeing a zombie ride around the map on a horse is certainly something I didn't expect to see. Unfortunately, once the novelty wears off, there really isn't much reason to stay. The controls are incredibly janky, the game is full of bugs, and there are plenty of visual glitches throughout the environments and layouts. The movements also feel rather clunky as well, like my character is dragging around cement blocks behind him. The animations aren't particularly interesting to look at once you've seen them a few times. The storyline is also complete rubbish, and a lot of the game feels more like you're watching a collection of goofy bugs and ridiculous situations than playing a properly polished experience. I don't recommend this for the $11.49 CAD they're asking for on the store page. If you have a dollar or two to spare and just want something stupid to boot up and laugh a…

in terms of gameplay its not really living up not really a game more of a simulator its fun and is a slice of silly pie i am pretty sure it will bore and tire too soon than rather be later than liked its alright at times funny but what of it when the jokes wear off this silly family guy simpsons stubbz satire? very immature basic and needy with silly soundtrack banging on constantly its a bit of fun and it is as stands laggy in terms of controller function why does the mouse attack key keep getting jammed any one know how to fix this glitch? i do not care about the graphics low budget just could have been a bigger more sound proof low budget wiget download if you a bored and want 2 to 3 hours of novelty slash pie zombie based stupidity if you are looking for a more realistic modern simulator then maybe this is not a good choice of purchase 3 stars goes out to this one for me i do have some positives can be a time killer before it bores funny that John looks like Zach Efron and all in all an R the zombie gaming parody

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It's alright. Repetitive and mostly fetch quests but it can serve for a few minutes of fun from time to time.

Anyone want a zombie hug?

Wow, this game was a breath of fresh air for me personally. Totally goofy, totally meme'ey, filled to the brim with jank, and overall a very fun time if you want something casual to do.