An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
Strange Scaffold · 2021 · Dogs, First-Person, Funny, Adventure, Sandbox
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Very Positive88% · 222
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About An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs is a first-person open-world comedy adventure game with a very long name. You and your fiancée are the last two human beings left in the universe. Dogs run airports, along with the rest of society. Deal with alien logic, travel issues, and strange stock photo dogs as you attempt to stay in touch with the person you love, when you both live your lives on the go!FEATURING
- Bribe Dog, the dog who loves bribes.
- Secrets scattered across a universe of large, simulated airports, complete with timetables and flight cancellations.
- Awkward conversations with your canine fellow passengers.
- An alien language you can translate, to discover the bad jokes dogs write when humans aren't around.
- A cup of coffee larger than your body.
- A cup of coffee larger than a building.
- Spray cans you can use to cocoon the building-sized coffee monolith with festive colors before drinking it in a single gulp.
- A healthy long-distance relationship.
- An infinite number of hands that you can use to pet any dog, at any time.
I'd really like to explain more, but the game is called An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs. Or, Dog Airport Game, if you're tired. It already explains everything. Any further words (and we've used a lot) are meaningless. Pulling these sentences from the void only adds to a debt I cannot pay.
Buy my Dog Airport Game.
Please.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Sometimes, a mood hits and this type of humour just gets me through so I stuck with it to the end. However, gameplay can be boring and tedious. luckily you can basically have infinite of an item so you don't really have to run around much and can just speedrun from check point to checkpoint if you just want to fast travel the story. But I liked hearing what everyone wanted to jabber on about so while my inventory was STACKED, I took my time a little bit. Does suck to cycle but if you hate fetch quests with a burning terrible passion, this is a option. Just gotta figure out which is the worse mechanic I guess. So I guess I'll give this a mild thumb's up. Cheers!4 found this helpful
The vibes? Immaculate The dogs? Pettable The story? Very nice The airports? Are airports!2 found this helpful
Embrace the weird and pet the dog. Funny as heck. Vaporwave, but let us never speak of that.2 found this helpful
I read the summary of the game and immediately downloaded it without even watching the trailer, and I have no regrets. this game is genuinely so fun and addicting and ive immediately shown it to my friends. 10/10 no notes1 found this helpful
I am the last human being in the universe, my fiancée is somewhere across the galaxy, and the only thing standing between us is an entire interstellar transit system managed exclusively by stock photo dogs. This is not a metaphor. This is the actual plot. Underneath the absurdity is a genuinely sweet, surprisingly emotional love story about staying connected to someone you care about while life keeps routing you through chaotic, unfamiliar places, which snuck up on me considering I started this game purely to pet an infinite number of dogs using an infinite number of hands, which, also real, also incredible.
first game to make me yell about missing my flight
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