Animals Collision

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"Animals Collision" is a godawfully bad Unreal asset flip. Fight a bunch of Unreal Marketplace assets with the zero other players playing this garbage... or don't. The fake reviews for the game are more amusing than the game itself. The game graphics look better than you might expect, but that's just because it looks like some or all of them are "borrowed" from asset stores or wherever. Gamers can tell... and it comes across as insincere. There's also the old adage that those who lack the budget and talent to make their own game assets usually lack the budget and talent to do the rest of the job of game development properly, too. On pricing and value for gamers, this isn't really free as you're expected to pay up more money to unlock the full game content through DLC. This is some nasty, predatory pricing and PC gamers don't like it. Even though this is "free", it failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at only 14 concurrent players... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game collector count, should you bother adding this to yo…

I personally found this game a bit tedious. Combat seems like nonsense and unsatisfying, there's no items to use, movement is jankey.

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