Baobabs Mausoleum Ep.1: Ovnifagos Don´t Eat Flamingos

This game does a lot of things but nothing well. I finished the game and feel like I only wasted my time with it.

The game quacks at me when I click things. I like it.

trash

Baobabs Mausoleum Ep.1: Ovnifagos Don´t Eat Flamingos is a handheld (Nintendo Switch)/console game that's also been put on Steam as a bit of an afterthought, as it's very much designed for the handheld/console gaming audience. It's an extremely badly made 2D retro pixel adventure game with a hideous VHS filter that you can thankfully turn off... but your other graphics options are pretty limited (and there's really nothing you can do to remove the ugly pixelcrap beyond uninstalling this train wreck, which I do recommend you do). There's lightweight RPG elements and other things but it's so badly assembled that nothing fits together. The developer, failing to understand the subtlety of surrealist comedy, just threw a whole bunch of random crap together, pounded their chest and yelled "bUy mY gAMe IT's cRAzYYY". So none of that works. This isn't even a complete game, the developer decided instead of wasting $100 on Steam Direct for a game nobody wants, they'd waste $300 and publish the game in thirds. So we have three times the pixelcrap pollution to wade through now. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect a…

4/10 - Feels like someone's "baby" - Names are what you get if you give a native Japanese speaker an English thesaurus - Tries lots of different gameplay styles - More interesting than anything Hideo Kojima helped make

Sluggish, uninspired, boring gameplay. Not as clever as it thinks it is. Yeah, you've seen some popular movies and tv series, we get it. No fun to be found here.