

Bust a Nut! A Game About Raising Cocks
Society for the Advancement of Agriculture · 2026 · Incremental, Casual, Idler, Point & Click, Parody
PC
1 user reviews100% · 1
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About Bust a Nut! A Game About Raising Cocks
Bust a Nut! A Game About Raising CocksInheriting your late uncle's estate, The Nut House, wasn't exactly what you had planned for your weekend... but it's time to roll up your sleeves and get to work. Do you have the stamina to handle the world's fifth-largest nut empire?Grab Your Nuts and Get Pulling!Start from the bottom and work your way up. Use your own two hands to Bust a Nut! manually, or hire a massive flock of Cocks and other trusty farm animals to handle the heavy stroking for you. The more you pump into your farm, the bigger your yield becomes!Experience Massive Growth Spurts
Bust a Nut! is a game of girth, grit, and high-frequency friction.
Wishlist now... it's going to be a long night in the barn!
- The Nut Tree: Climb the branch of success! Spend your nuts on the Nut Tree to unlock permanent perks that keep your wood hard and your production flowing.
- Deep Prestige: When your bush is tapped out, it's time to release! Reset your progress to spread your Seed. Use those Seed Points to ensure your next growth spurt is even harder and faster.
- The Blue Ball Bonus: Keep an eye out for a sudden Blue Ball... clicking it gives you a temporary, throbbing seed bonus that really hits the spot.
- Invest in blue-chip giants like Deez & Co.
- Short or long your positions to earn Gacha Tokens. Just make sure you don't get caught with an empty sack when the market goes limp!
- Train Your Unit: Every creature comes with four signature moves, like Small Squeeze, Heavy Pant, or Huge Load.
- The Nut Cracker: Take your prize Cock to the arena and beat off the competition! Defeat the four legendary trainers to earn the ultimate prize: a Pearl Necklace for your sweetheart.
- Ben Dover
- Phil McCracken
- Mike Oxmal
- Anita Hanjaub
Bust a Nut! is a game of girth, grit, and high-frequency friction.
Wishlist now... it's going to be a long night in the barn!
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Hey babe... I know you're busy at the Nut House, but I'm lonely. Are you coming home to give me some attention, or are you going to spend another night in the barn just beating your ♥♥♥♥♥ and handling your equipment? I'm starting to think you prefer the farm animals to me! xxo2 found this helpful
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