How to Train Your Cock

How to Train Your Cock

Little Horror Studios · 2025 · Desktop Companion, Idler, Casual, Relaxing, Cozy

PC
Overwhelmingly Positive96% · 1,706
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$0.39-87%
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About How to Train Your Cock

How to Train Your Cock is a chill idle game that you can leave running anywhere on your screen while you do other tasks.

Upgrade and Evolve

Make him grow from a tiny chick into an ultra muscular cock!

Customize your cock's training area

Buy him hats, dumbbells, new islands, decorations and change his colors.

Lay eggs

When you get big enough you start laying eggs. A great way to get a new pet!

The Pounder

Place bets on The Pounder, a punching arcade machine, and try your luck!

Climb the ranks

Compete with your friends and the world to see who has the biggest cock and unlock rewards.

Watch your friend's cock grow

Visit your friend's island and watch his cock train hard and grow!

Cock pictures

Take pictures of your cock and share with your friends!

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jul 29, 2026
This game is amazing. From the gameplay to the lore, this game is for casual and hardcore gamers alike. The lore is extremely rich and deep and it will keep you invested. I recommend this to anyone.
12 found this helpful
Not recommended Jul 29, 2026
Cute name, no hook. I got it as part of the humble bundle, and there is nothing keeping me here after a few hours.
4 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 29, 2026
I train my ♥♥♥♥ day and night, so it can be the strongest and evolve to have mega girth. I will reach the top of the leaderboard, one raise at a time.
3 found this helpful
Not recommended Jul 28, 2026
This game you would think it's going to be one of the coolest idle games ever. But It's so painfully slow. No prestige. Each upgrade you purchase feels like it makes no difference. I'm 28 hours in and just got my the first form upgrade. Plus there is an annoying advertising for their future game on top that will not go away.
3 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 30, 2026
Fun little idler with a joke-like aspect to it. Gameplay is thin but its supposed to be thin. I find it cute, charming and definitely worth its value.
Recommended Jul 29, 2026
Needs more content / scaling. Really good though. Hope more gets added to increase its life.

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