Chess With Idiots

Chess With Idiots

Skeletons With Jobs · October 31, 2025 · Strategy, Roguelike, Roguelite, Board Game, Singleplayer

Chess With Idiots is free to play — no purchase needed. We track it so you know if that ever changes.

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9 user reviews89% · 9
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Chess With Idiots is free to play — there is no purchase price, on Steam or anywhere else we track. We keep watching it, so if it ever stops being free the price history on this page will show when that happened and what it changed to.

About Chess With Idiots

Outthink. Outlast. Outplay.

Step into a tactical roguelike where every battle is a puzzle, every move matters, and defeat is just the start of the story! Assemble your team of unique idiots and fight through 4 dangerous regions — each with its own enemies, gimmicks, and secrets... From goblin ambushes in dense forests to mind-bending traps in a forgotten library, every encounter forces you to adapt your strategy. Chess with Idiots is a turn based strategy roguelike. You control a self made team of 'Idiots' with the goal of completing as many runs as possible. A run starts at the forest and ends at the final boss on top of the volcano. Finishing a run allows you to either continue, or completely end your run. If you decide to continue, you restart at the forest but will notice that all the enemies have become a lot stronger...


Key Features

  • Custom turn order - Determine the order of actions yourself and create the optimal strategy.
     
  • Four Distinct Regions – Forest, Cave, Library, and Volcano — each with unique visuals, challenges, and bosses.
  • Roguelike Progression – Unlock new characters, abilities, and strategies with each run.
  • Dynamic Encounters – No two battles play out the same thanks to randomized enemy setups.
  • Environmental Hazards – Lava flows, collapsing tiles, magical anomalies, and more keep the battlefield alive.
  • Handcrafted 2D Art & Effects – Colorful environments and smooth animations bring each region to life.
Will you conquer the dragon at the heart of the volcano… or become just another hero swallowed by the flames?


DISCLAIMER! This game is not a variant of chess, it is it's own concept but influenced by the game of chess.

Chess With Idiots — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Players appreciate the free-to-play nature and engaging combo mechanics between units, though the game has a steep learning curve that discourages skipping the tutorial. Technical issues and bugs—including a tutorial blocking progression and numerous typos—detract from the experience, with players hoping for patches before returning.

Recommended Sep 2, 2026
Chess With Idiots is one of those games where the name gives me a pretty good idea of the tone, but the actual gameplay is much more tactical than I expected. Despite the chess inspired name, this is not chess at all. It is a turn based roguelike where I build a team of strange characters and fight through a series of dangerous areas. I liked that the game takes the idea of moving pieces around a board and turns it into something much more focused on combat and positioning. The custom turn order is probably my favourite mechanic. Instead of simply waiting for every character to take their turn in a fixed order, I get to decide how my team acts. This makes even basic encounters feel like little puzzles because I have to think about which character should move first and how that affects everything that follows. Getting the order right can completely change a battle, especially when I need one character to create an opening for another. The different regions also give the game some welcome variety. I travel through forests, caves, a library and eventually a volcano, with each area bringing different enemies, hazards and challenges. I particularly liked the environmental dangers beca…
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Recommended Jul 20, 2026
Definitely one of the best games I've ever played, it's not really a chess game, but it still has mechanics that require you to think ahead to predict each character's next moves, it has a good soundtrack, just a few songs, which after 2-3 hours of playing straight can get a bit annoying, but still, the game is really good
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Recommended Jan 27, 2026
For a free game, I find it pretty fun. Went in without doing the tutorial (Personal preference, I just don't like tutorials) And it was a bit challenging. After playing for a few hours, I got the hang of it. I wanted to look up a guide, but no one has covered the game yet. The units you unlock can combo pretty good. The archer and goblin barrel guy lets me do 10 damage as early as the first turn.
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Not recommended Nov 6, 2025
Hm, not sure this is just me, but I couldn't even do a single attack because Tutorial Guy blocked the Ready button in Level 1. Tried options but didn't find a solution. Also noticed lots of typos. Maybe I'll get back to this after some patches,

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