

Dankenstoned’s Bongster’s Gram Smoker’s Stankula
Finnsoft · 2025 · Boomer Shooter, FPS, Shoot 'Em Up, Shooter, Arcade
PC
5 user reviews80% · 5
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About Dankenstoned’s Bongster’s Gram Smoker’s Stankula
This game is a stake-gunning companion to brand new music by Cork, Ireland-based band, Dankenstoned's Bongster.Uncover a centuries-long conspiracy that sees the most powerful institutions in Cork City overtaken by a vampiric menace, hell-bent on creating a HUMAN MEGAZORD...
- Fight supernatural enemies in three lovingly detailed arenas based on three much loved Cork City locations: The Corner House, the Freemason's Lodge and St. Fin Barre's Cathedral.
- Using your iconic stake gun, pin all who oppose you STRAIGHT TO THE WALL with physics-based ragdolling reminiscent of the penetrator in F.E.A.R., the stake gun in Painkiller and the harpoon in Bioshock 2.
- Aim to beat your personal high score while still making it out alive, in an engaging story mode with epic arena sections.
- Play as Paul, Arty, Mike or Dan, with full retro FPS level one-liner voice acting for each band member.
- Supercharge your fighting spirit with the fully original and unreleased soundtrack from Dankenstoned's Bongster, including ambient tracks.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
game crashed over and over but the first 5min were pretty chill1 found this helpful
I found this one a lot more intense than I expected. I started off on Greened Out, explored a little, and immediately got tricked into restarting by the gimp. Once I got the guns, it really changed gears, and I was struggling to keep up with just my trackpad. Much more than I bargained for. The joy is in the details: I really liked the music- awesome to hear stuff so obviously written for the game. Also the "Choose Boy" character creation selector was extremely trippy. This is classic Finnsoft- you feel that sense of humour, get the adventures, and see a lot of cool easter eggs and surprises. Recommend for your fans of leftfield design, early 3D shooters and appreciators of green vibezzz- "Pick your Boy"- there's somethign here for all of them1 found this helpful
Wait for the inevitable GOTY edition if you can! 10/101 found this helpful
I'm 12 and what is this
Legitimately incredible, surreal experience. Clearly made with passion by some real goons who know how to party. Various glitches could end your run or turn you into a speedrunning god with a roll of the dice. If nothing else, make it though to the final level: the soundtrack is killer.
servere fps issues
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