Dishwasher

Dishwasher is a basic Match-3 Bejewelled ripoff that seems to have been made with Defold, a free game engine. The quality here is laughably bad, there isn't even a working full screen mode. There's got to be hundreds of free Match-3 games on the web and on mobile, so it's a somewhat preposterous idea that anyone should pay $2 USD for this badly made one on Steam.

I do be washing dishes all day? I work a dish washing job and this game is the only thing keeping me from hanging myself. Anyways i love matching the oh so cute round plump tomato ones cause it makes the monster in my pants tingle a little and I feel funny like a clown. Feel free to ask me any questions a b o u t my experience just ask and I'll be happy to share. Overall, Voice acting is a 10/10 made me hard, the graphics also make my ♥♥♥♥ really hard, [i] Give me more. [/i] in total its a solid αi-√g = ψ+∂(x/∂y8γ)/Aμ / 10 Thank you, I Feel Funny Like a Clown.

my husband bought this game for me he said it was the perfect game for me <3 i love my husband so much

dish washing

I thought this would be a fun little experience by some indie developer. Not the best match three game I have every played, but at least some unique take on the genre or something funny. What I got was so bad it almost has to be intentional. Sadly not in a good way like it was meant to be a critique of the match three genre. Firstly, the game has no menu or anything. You get thrown right into the "action". No fullscreen, no audio sliders or anything. From here on out you have the choice between matching things and being constantly bombarded with annoying sound effects or not mathcing things and hearing the same three voice lines over and over. In reality you will have to endure both as your boss starts talking after even a second of thinking. The gameplay itself is as simple as it can be. You just click and drag over matching dishes and make them disappear which gives you points. Even this part is badly done though. Some dishes are pretty unique (red plates and green bowls for example) but two of them are just plates with thin, differently colores rims. Then there are tomatoes on some of them which makes them even harder to distinguish. I don't know if that is the intention of th…