John, The Zombie
Minimal Lab · 2017 · Action, Simulation, Indie, Zombies, Funny
PC
Mixed58% · 178 📉 Recent reviews down 50%
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About John, The Zombie
Ok, what the heck?
Did you know 9 among 10 nutritionists recommend brains for the undead so they can have a diet rich in vitamins and proteins?
In John, The Zombie you have the craziest zombie simulator ever to try delicious brains of all forms and tastes so you can test out this diet and prove its efficiency!
If you expect a serious game, I’m admired you’ve read this far.
But if deep in your soul, you're badly crazy to run after the most weird citizens you’re gonna see in the video-game world and eat their brains mercilessly, then stop wasting you time: Come to Johnwood and have a taste of delicious brains from the dumbest citizens you’re ever gonna find!
What waits for you:
- Funny bugs
- The possibility to start the zombie apocalypse
- Brains rich in proteins, iron, and calcium
- Horses from another dimension that defies our laws of physics
- The less realistic zombie simulator ever
- Option to go on a nonsense journey for the zombie cure
- Constant bug fixes (Which in my opinion make the game less funny)
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
in terms of gameplay its not really living up not really a game more of a simulator its fun and is a slice of silly pie i am pretty sure it will bore and tire too soon than rather be later than liked its alright at times funny but what of it when the jokes wear off this silly family guy simpsons stubbz satire? very immature basic and needy with silly soundtrack banging on constantly its a bit of fun and it is as stands laggy in terms of controller function why does the mouse attack key keep getting jammed any one know how to fix this glitch? i do not care about the graphics low budget just could have been a bigger more sound proof low budget wiget download if you a bored and want 2 to 3 hours of novelty slash pie zombie based stupidity if you are looking for a more realistic modern simulator then maybe this is not a good choice of purchase 3 stars goes out to this one for me i do have some positives can be a time killer before it bores funny that John looks like Zach Efron and all in all an R the zombie gaming parody
nice
It's alright. Repetitive and mostly fetch quests but it can serve for a few minutes of fun from time to time.
Anyone want a zombie hug?
Wow, this game was a breath of fresh air for me personally. Totally goofy, totally meme'ey, filled to the brim with jank, and overall a very fun time if you want something casual to do.
Short (4h) unpolished buggy mess
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