Life On A Pizza

[quote][b]Note: Dead PvP game[/b] This game contains no meaningful single player content. There's no online matchmaking or servers and no players. This game cannot be played as intended.[/quote] This is somewhat of a joke game... a 2D multiplayer (local only) PvP arena survival game where you're ingredients on a pizza and you have to run away from various threats based on the game mode... chiefly giant mouths that take bites off the edges and ants that chase you around. Be the last pizza ingredient standing on what's left of the pizza. Now this is a terrible idea implemented terribly, but before we get into the basic design screwups, I think I have to ask the obvious question... have the developers ever [i]seen[/i] pizza before? I don't think they have. Pizzas aren't blue. Carrot is not a pizza topping. Hell, pineapple is a more appropriate pizza topping than carrot. And also, only absolute psychopaths eat pizza from the crust first. What were these guys smoking??? And you know, to clarify that pineapple thing, it's a contentious topic... My stance is that pineapple does not belong on any pizza with the single exception of the Hawaiian style ham and pineapple pizza. H…

i mean i had fun but again ITS DEAD LIKE EVERY OTHER EUPHORIC BROS GAME CAUSE THEY NEVER UPDATE IT AND FOCUS ON GARTEN OF BANBAN ONLY

This game is pretty fun if you are bored!

Well idk it seems a bit rudimentary

its lags to much and its not that fun

10/10 – Wouldst leap ‘pon pepperoni again Hark! What strange realm be this, where cheese doth bubble like witches’ brew, and meats lie strewn as though by war? I took up arms—nay, toppings—and danced 'pon crust as though 'twere hallowed ground. Each olive a trial, each sausage a foe most foul. Yon physics defyeth sense, like Puck in drunken jest. One moment I fly, the next, flung ‘cross a field of molten marinara, reborn in thine oven's flame. Art it madness? Mayhap. But in madness lies genius—and grease. Buy thee this game, and enter thine own saucy tragedy