

Lot Lizard
MisledUtopia · July 31, 2024 · Dark Humor, Casual, Female Protagonist, Multiple Endings, Choices Matter
Buy Lot Lizard from Steam at $4.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.
Where to buy Lot Lizard — official stores
Lot Lizard price by region
Lot Lizard costs £4.29 in the United Kingdom, $4.99 in the United States, €4.99 in Europe (EUR), $4.99 in Georgia (USD), CA$6.49 in Canada, NZ$7.39 in New Zealand, A$7.50 in Australia, R$16.99 in Brazil and zł22.99 in Poland right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| £4.29 | £4.29 | — | 1 | |
| $4.99 | $4.99 | — | 1 | |
| €4.99 | €4.99 | — | 1 | |
| $4.99 | $4.99 | — | 1 | |
| CA$6.49 | CA$6.49 | — | 1 | |
| NZ$7.39 | NZ$7.39 | — | 1 | |
| A$7.50 | A$7.50 | — | 1 | |
| R$16.99 | R$16.99 | — | 1 | |
| zł22.99 | zł22.99 | — | 1 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About Lot Lizard
Lot Lizard is not a "sex game." It is NOT made for kids but ... it is far from a porn game. This game is designed to make you laugh. It has a killer soundtrack. It has hilarious dark humor situations. It has tons of content. To add a little spice, it has leaderboards, hidden endings, aliens, mushroom trips, and all sorts of fun stuff to find and mess with. I'm the only dev but I DO listen to the community, make regular updates, and have put my heart into this game. I look forward to seeing you out in the lot.
Lot Lizard
Dive into the world of survival, where the streets hide stories waiting to be unveiled. Lot Lizard is a captivating journey filled with sharp wit, dark humor, and a dash of risqué charm. As a Lizard, you'll navigate through life's twisted paths, where every choice leads to a new path.
Features:
- Wickedly Funny: A narrative steeped in adult humor and clever dialogues that will have you chuckling at the edge of your seat.
- Engaging Clicker Mechanics: Fast-paced gameplay that will test your reflexes and reward your attentiveness.
- Multiple Endings: Your decisions matter, leading to various outcomes and revealing different facets of our characters' lives.
- Rich Storytelling: Embark on a journey with a compelling storyline, where your choices carve the path to redemption or ruin.
- Artistically Enriched: A visual feast awaits, with meticulously crafted artwork setting the scene for our provocative tale.
- Suggestive Yet Svelte: Expect to blush and balk at our game's saucy scenarios, all tastefully handled without explicit content.
- Killer Soundtrack: A fully functional radio with unique stations, DJs, and hours of continuous music.
About The Game:
In Lot Lizard, you're not just playing a game; you're immersing yourself in a story about overcoming adversity, forming unlikely alliances, and challenging societal norms. Our heroine's journey is fraught with peril, humor, and a hint of sexy, ensuring a gaming experience like no other.
Through quick clicks and critical choices, you'll influence her fate and the lives of those around her. Will you guide her to light at the end of the tunnel or down the rabbit hole of despair? The power is in your hands, and every playthrough offers a new twist to her tale.
Join us in Lot Lizard for an adventure that melds the boundaries between right and wrong, humor and gravity, all while keeping you entertained and engaged till the very end. Perfect for those who love their games with a side of sass and a punch of piquancy!
Are You Ready?
Prepare to laugh, ponder, and perhaps even gasp as you explore the vibrant world of **LotLizard**. With each click, you're not just moving forward in the game; you're weaving the fabric of a story rich in drama, comedy, and intrigue. Your journey starts now.
Lot Lizard — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Player modes
- Single-player
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Lot Lizards is a point-and-click adventure game that takes you on an unapologetically edgy and raunchy journey like no other. As a lady of the parking lot, you navigate a world full of dark humor, risqué scenarios, and unexpected twists that will keep you glued to your screen. From the moment you step into the gritty, neon-lit parking lot, the game’s vibrant and graphic story draw you into its seedy underbelly. Every click reveals something new and often hilariously inappropriate, making exploration an absolute delight. The storyline is as outrageous as it is compelling. You play as a savvy and street-smart lady of the night, hustling through a world filled with colorful characters and unpredictable situations. The game masterfully balances its raunchy humor with moments of genuine emotion and depth, creating an experience that’s both entertaining and surprisingly touching. What sets Lot Lizards apart is its fearless approach to adult themes. It doesn’t shy away from mature content, but rather embraces it in a way that feels authentic and integral to the story. The dialogue is sharp, witty, and often laugh-out-loud funny, with a cast of characters that are as memorable as they a…2 found this helpful
Got a key early on and excited to see where development goes! Give it a chance, check it out, 10/10 would get funky again1 found this helpful
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