Mayhem’s Adventure

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

this game so good within 5 seconds of purchasing this game my penis grew 5 inches and since purchasing this game my life has only getting better. side note - I get soft locked a lot so a reset button would be nice so I don't have to keep relaunching

This game is a whole different experience than any other platformer. It has given me a whole new meaning to life and how I see the world. every jump, every move, every sound was a struggle. I have lost so so so many times I have forgotten how to be sad or upset about losing. This game has pushed me beyond my emotions and feelings. Because of this game I can no longer feel joy, or anger, or... anything. I have not played this game for long but it is just so.... Good? no Bad? no. Angering? no. I do not know what to feel because of this game. If anyone has had a bad day after school or work i would totally recommend this game to anyone. this game is similar to losing a loved one. many. Many! MANY! MANY TIMES!!!!! Its to the point where I do not know if the creator is just a horrible person or if there even human at all. But besides all of this my favourite part is the death, not the story but death. I have not seen much of the story yet for the amount of times I died but im loving it. 100/10 would recommend

I find this game to be very valid just your typical fun 8 bit platformer nothing strange happening here.

As i have now played a good 7 minutes of this master piece of a game i am waiting very patiently for achievements to be added so i may 100 % this master class of a game. this could easily be game of the year but the MR. himself (Dylan Ward) is to kind of a soul to even let the other games stand a chance. I eagerly await for future games to be released by this solo developer. i am so excited i may soil my garments. one could say that this game is not comparable to any other game because of the amount of Easter eggs and silly little secrets to keep ones self intrigued. if for some reason your still reading this review you should buy this game immediately. As all things must end, i must end this review. I hope all who play this game a splendid time and much luck - sincerely Kuto

i now hate my life. im returning to hentai