Paint Drying Simulator

Before playing paint drying simulator, I believed time was something that happened to me. Now I understand that time is simply the distance between wet and dry. The gameplay is uncompromising. There are no enemies, no skill trees, no cheap emotional manipulation. There is only you, the paint, and the unbearable certainty that all things must eventually change. At first, I watched the wall. After several hours, I began to suspect that the wall was watching me. Every subtle shift in texture feels monumental. Every fading glimmer of moisture is a civilisation rising and collapsing before your eyes. When the paint finally dried, I did not feel victorious. I felt understood. The graphics are breathtakingly rectangular. The soundtrack—mostly silence—forces the player to confront thoughts that other games are too afraid to render. Performance is flawless, although my sense of self experienced several frame drops. This is not merely a simulator. It is a meditation on patience, mortality, and humanity’s desperate need to give meaning to surfaces. 10/10. The paint dried, but I will remain wet forever.

I went into this expecting a boring simulator. I was wrong. This is a psychological survival horror game where the primary antagonist is the passage of time. Around hour 2 I started noticing subtle changes in the paint. Around hour 4 I started noticing subtle changes in myself. By hour 6, I no longer remembered why I had launched the game. My family was gone. My crops had died. The bank had repossessed my house. But the paint? Dry. Worth every penny.

Very dry can confirm

This game changed my life. Before I was a random guy on steam writing a review but now? I'm a random guy writing a steam review on the most influential games of this millennia. It cured my financial problems too. I went from 2 dollars to 1 to buy this game. 10/10 would recommend

Pretty good, in the early game currently but I need to play more.

After watching paint dry for 6 hours, I have been enlightened.