Paskahousu
Vaara Games · 2026 · Card Game, Strategy, Casual, Card Battler, Turn-Based Strategy
PC
3 user reviews67% · 3
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About Paskahousu
Paskahousu (Finnish: "shitpants") is a traditional Finnish folk card game, brought to Steam. The rules are simple. The humiliation is not. Play your cards higher than the pile. Use 2s to reset it, 10s to nuke it. When your hand runs out, play from the table — then flip your hidden cards blind and pray. The last player holding cards becomes the paskahousu. GAME MODES
- Quick Match — 1v1 against an AI bot. Easy, Medium, or Hard.
- Tournament — 8-player single elimination bracket. Win three 1v1 matches in a row to take the crown. Lose one and you're out.
- Online Multiplayer — 1v1 against real opponents. Invite Steam friends directly from the lobby.
- XP rewards every game, level 1 through 100+
- Rank from Bronze through Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond, all the way to Legend at level 100
- Unlock card borders, avatar borders, play effects, emotes, and titles — 60+ cosmetics in total
- Earn titles like Nuke Master, Comeback King, Pile Dodger, Speed Demon, and Destroyer
- Full Finnish and English localization — authentic language, not a translation
- Steam friend invites — challenge your friends from the game lobby
- 13 Steam achievements — from First Game to Legend
- Card flip animations, pile explosions, and nuke effects
- No pay-to-win — all cosmetics earned through play
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Buggy mess.1 found this helpful
Good game, rules wrong
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