Pineapple Panic!

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Fun for about 6 mins, then you will want to play something else. Like Crash Bandicoot.

"Pineapple Panic!" is a garbage endless runner with a nonsensical "chef vs pineapple" theme (so now we know for a fact that all the good ideas for a video game have been taken). There's only one twist, the camera is inverted so your little pineapple is running towards you instead of away from you. This is, of course, a terrible idea. But don't worry, there is great symmetry... the game implementation is terrible too. What do you do in the game? It's a mindless and pointless three lane endless runner that makes Temple Runner look like Halo. The game is really simple and unambitious in terms of implementation, more of a tech demo or one of those cases where an amateur developer spends $100 to publish something on Steam Direct to see if it's possible. Yes, obviously it's possible. A proof of concept, tech demo, or something that's less than a little blip on the radar isn't offering anything truly valuable to gamers. I'm not sure if this is an asset flip, but it's one of those cases where the assets just look much better than the rest of the quality of the game... a glaring inconsistency. There's no evidence, but as always, the biggest problem with asset flips besides the p…

if this doesn't win the steam awards world war 3 will happen

best game ever

The thing I think should be changed is the fact that you have the game play running towards you instead of away from you??