

Shipyard of Theseus
Toraka Studios · 2026 · Satire, Philosophical, Casual, Choose Your Own Adventure, Minimalist
PC
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About Shipyard of Theseus
Some say philosophy is the theory of thought. Some say there are no true answers, and we grow by disproving our own instincts. It's time to prove some wrong!Assist Theseus, Greek hero and famous captain, in his quest to solve philosophy once and for all. Experience dozens of 100% serious moral dilemmas and emerge victorious! After all, it's not that complicated if you think about it. Unless, it is?Think carefully and choose the correct answer to each dilemma. Prove your wit by laying millennia-old debates to rest. Your chosen answer is obviously the only correct one, so the game will bow to your wisdom.Along the way, you will encounter conundrums none could anticipate, but don't worry. The powers of your rationality will prevail, no reflexes or precision aiming required! All you need is a mouse and at least one button-pressing limb.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
̶F̶u̶n̶,̶ ̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶c̶h̶i̶e̶v̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶.̶ ̶E̶D̶I̶T̶:̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶i̶f̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶a̶m̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶r̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶a̶l̶t̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶u̶m̶p̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶R̶G̶B̶ ̶v̶a̶l̶u̶e̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶c̶k̶g̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶o̶w̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶o̶r̶ ̶r̶a̶n̶g̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶2̶5̶4̶,̶2̶5̶4̶,̶2̶5̶4̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶1̶,̶1̶,̶1̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶d̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶p̶o̶n̶s̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶g̶g̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶c̶h̶i̶e̶v̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶v̶a̶l̶u̶e̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶a̶c̶c̶e̶s̶s̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶(̶2̶5̶5̶,̶2̶5̶5̶,̶2̶5̶5̶ ̶/̶ ̶0̶,̶0̶,̶0̶)̶.̶ As the game was updated quickly to fix the only major issue, I am happily calling this game a very fun and thought-provoking experience. The only irritation I had was when I finished the initial 18 levels and didn't know how to proceed until I found the "More" button - though this isn't part of my critique as I was simply not reading careful enough. For a F2P game this is totally worth playing.4 found this helpful
Like ZxFefoxZ said... It's good. very good. recommend. get now.
This was a super funny and enjoyable game!!! I loved all the jokes, and little things that make it so much better. :)
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