The Last Escape of Yeti

10/10 AMAZING GAME I've only played for only a few minutes but the experience has been transcending so i must write my review right now. So that when in the future, people look back at this steam page and see the reviews to this fabled masterpiece, my review will be the first and I will be renowned as a true connoisseur of art in its purest form! Let me begin my 5 part review with how the sound was designed. The choice of a porn background track really set the mood for the game, org-as-mic is indeed how anyone would feel after playing this piece of art, risky move on the developer's part but one that is entirely understandable. The promise of ROCK on the store page also did not disappoint, it brought me to tears and made me rethink all the bands I've listened to before before ranking them as sh*t compared to this beauty. The sound effects sounded like they were custom recorded for this particular game, none of this stock sh*t. The sound of the yeti walking sounds exactly like someone walking on a floor covered in used, half filled condoms and I wholeheartedly believe that the developer recorded this in his own house after having sex with the thousands of women waiting in line. …

I don't think the game works. If you walk past the enemies they stop spawning and when I got to the end of the level nothing happened.