The Secret Weapon

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want to play, but literally can not start a lobby without crashing

[quote][b]Note: Dead PvP game[/b] This game contains no meaningful single player content. There's no viably populated servers/active player population. This game cannot be played as intended.[/quote] This is not your usual CCG/deckbuilder, because it's not that kind of game. This is more like an incredibly weak ripoff of Cards vs Humanity, only incredibly lame and unfunny. The developer sure made a point of telling us how hilarious the game is in the AI slop looking sales blurb on the store page, but seriously, disregard that. Like, where Cards vs Humanity would have shocking but amusing (in a dark way) card combinations, this has super comical jokes like "You're looking good today..." (picture of a duck). Yeah, that's supposed to be a funny joke. It's contrived and utterly un-funny. Here's a joke (because this "game" has none): Why can't you hear a pteranodon go to the bathroom? Because it's a silent "P". Anyway, "The Secret Weapon" is a dead PvP game. Why did it fail? It's video game autopsy time! [i]Almost every PvP exclusive game on Steam fails.[/i] Only a tiny proportion of them "go viral". This game failed for many of the same reasons those others fail. Th…