They won't get our eggs!

[b]"A solid dragon defense roguelike with surprising depth"[/b] The core concept is brilliantly simple: you're a dragon protecting your precious eggs from endless waves of enemies, but there is something more than just that. + Tight gameplay loop: The upgrade progression feels meaningful - each run genuinely makes you stronger while maintaining that "just one more run" addiction + Procedural enemy waves: Well-implemented randomization that keeps encounters fresh without feeling chaotic + Dragon power fantasy: The third-person perspective really sells the fantasy of being a mighty dragon raining fire down on intruders + Gold economy: Smart risk/reward balance with boss fights and special enemies providing meaningful upgrade currency Some UI elements feel a bit placeholder-ish but it's overall a pretty decent game! [b]Bottom Line:[/b] This is what indie roguelikes should aspire to be - focused and genuinely fun. The developer clearly understand their core audience and delivered exactly what the genre needed. At this price point, it's an easy recommendation for anyone.

!GOTY 2025! [ENG] Got a key for this game from a developer to play, submit feedback and leave a review. The game is fun, and oddly satisfying. It would be even better if some changes were implemented, like: - Ability to fire using LMB, not just by holding Space key. - Basic information about the gameplay (i.e. ghosts are boosts, took me some time to figure that out) - Balance changes - Unlockable stuff prices should be slightly changed as it feels like some grind, but way too soon... Also looking forward to addition of achievement, it'd be a neat small detail :) ============================================================= [УКР] Гра весела і досить приємна. Вона може бути навіть кращою, якщо б додали маленькі деталі, такі як: - Можливість стріляти за допомогою ЛКМ, а не просто утримуючи клавішу пробілу. - Основна інформація про ігровий процес (наприклад, привиди - це бусти, я не одразу це зрозумів...) - Зміни балансу - Ціни на зброю та персонажів, які можна розблокувати, їх слід трохи знизити на мою думку, бо надто рано гра перетворюється у якийсь грінд Також з нетерпінням чекаю додавання досягнень, це була б класна маленька деталь)

[quote][b][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: Asset Flip![/url][/b] They won't get our eggs! is a Digital Homicide style asset flip, or what Valve calls a "Fake Game". The "developer" paid for/pirated a few Unity asset store assets, dumped them all in a blender, and submitted it to Valve as if they're real game developers.[/quote] [quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_slop][b]Warning: AI Slop[/b][/url] Marketing materials for this product were produced with soulless AI generated content. The developer violated the Valve requirement to warn gamers about any use of AI slop in a direct attempt to use AI slop for profit.[/quote] Two notable criteria for what makes an asset flip instead of legitimate use of stock assets are whether those assets comprise the majority of the game, and whether the "developer" properly credited the people who created most of the assets in the game. This game fails both of those tests. The "developers" here didn't credit any of the artists and real, actual game developers who created the assets here, so this is plagiarism, as well as cash grab shovelware. In this case, the asset flipper took a bunch of entirely mismatched gam…

hold space and move left and right well you shoot fireballs at things that randomly spawn until a boss at the end of every wave giving you 1 gold a wave thats it, thats the entire game 1.2/10 into the hidden game abyss with you

They won't get our eggs! is not just a game, but a real adventure that prioritizes fun gameplay and respect for the player. What captivates you right away is the vibe of dark world where countless hordes of evil march to take your most precious thing. The gameplay feels very fun from the start and only gets better as you go. Many dragons and weapons to choose from, BIG diversity, also many unique enemies with different approach to them. The game is not afraid to be difficult, but always rewards good players. Music is great, whenever it plays you feel like you are right there in this moment Verdict: SpacePine Development didn't just make a great Roguelike - they gave us a whole world that we want to return to again and again. This is the gold standard of the genre, made with great love. 10/10. [Remove this part to get paid 1 usd]