Three Sisters
CFG Studios · 2025 · RPG, Female Protagonist, Surreal, Perma Death, Party-Based RPG
PC
Mixed68% · 258 📈 Making a comeback 76%
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About Three Sisters
Before You Buy Disclaimer:
Three Sisters IS NOT a horror game nor is it trying to be a horror game. Do not play with the expectations of being scared. This is a semi-narrative based game that tells of the adventures of the characters from previous games before said games happened.DISCLAIMER:
The "First Demo Trailer" is an old trailer made over half a year before the game was put on Steam and does not reflect the current state of the game. It still had unfinished assets, placeholder artwork and the old combat system. This disclaimer will be removed whenever a new trailer is made Ever wonder what happened to Vibia and her sisters? No? Well you're probably in the majority, not many people even heard of them...Oh well, here's what we got to offer I guess.Featuring Music from Multiple Artist
- Uber
- Garret J.
- Juampy
- Sibermanov
- TurtleBox
- FR4NzIT
- Mr. Crow
Over 100 Songs
I made way too much music100% Pure Shitpost
This game is based off a series of shitpost games from Bobox (Will not say the website's actual name out of fear of legal action) that were, and still are, heavily inspired by SiIvaGunner and Gachimuchi!Tons of Items
Because who doesn't like having options?Absolutely Mentally Ill Enemies
no seriously, you will get pissed on by crack heads and crabsWay Too much Gameplay
There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. There's way too much. please help meThrilling RPG Maker Gameplay
Yeahhhhh it's totally just default rpg maker with nothing else, no secrets or anything. Just pure slop yeahhhhh!The sloppiest game to ever hit Steam!
You like slop yeahhh? We do too.Basic Controls
\ to walk, \ or \ to interact, \ to open menu and go backAll controls are configurable within the Options menu
Sleep tight Aniki... Billy Herrington 1969 - 2018
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☑ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long …19 found this helpful
peanut would love some pets and treats :) 🌸＞ フ | _ _ l ／` ミ＿xノ / | / ヽ ﾉ │ | | | ／￣| | | | | (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__) ＼二つ7 found this helpful
Weird doesn’t always mean deep.4 found this helpful
Three Sisters is an independent role-playing game developed and published by CFG Studios. Created in the spirit of classic RPG Maker adventures, it combines traditional turn-based combat, exploration, party management, and character progression with a highly unconventional sense of humor. At first glance, the game presents itself as a lighthearted fantasy adventure filled with harmless creatures and comedic situations, but it quickly becomes clear that there is far more beneath the surface. Balancing absurd comedy, self-awareness, and occasional darker undertones, Three Sisters delivers an experience that feels intentionally unpredictable from beginning to end. The story revolves around Vibia and her sisters as they embark on an adventure that constantly shifts between humorous situations and increasingly strange events. The narrative frequently plays with player expectations, often presenting itself as a cheerful journey before introducing bizarre twists, unusual characters, and moments that feel deliberately unsettling. The game seems fully aware of RPG clichés and regularly uses that awareness to create jokes, subvert expectations, and surprise players. This approach gives the …2 found this helpful
Sloppiest slop fest to slop 1/1 would play again, and if the dev replies to this they're gay and kiss boys
The game is great the dev is even better long live Billy
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