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About Wonky Ship
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This game is NOT recommended for the faint of heart. Playing may cause cold sweats, rage blisters, screech-face, intense euphoria, and well, straight up wonkiness.
So whats this all about?
You’re a daring intergalactic pilot, desperately trying to outmaneuver the ravenous pull of a plasma-fueled black hole. You'll weave, dodge, cuss, flip out, and roll around like you’ve never done in a video game before. And then you’ll die. Often.
Like all the time.
Hope you enjoy disintegration!
What our fans are saying:
"This is the final frontier. The most intense experience I've had standing up." —Capt. K
"Wonky Ship really blew my mind—and I've blown up fully armed and operational battle stations." —Luke S.
"Roarghejhwharrrrrr." —Chew B.
"And I thought dance-offs were the hardest challenge in space." —Star-Prince. Or was it Space Lord?
"I told our programmers, 'Make a hard game.' Not like this. Not like this." —S. Johnson, Kiz Studios
Prepare to experience one of the most intense, addictive, and challenging arcade games ever created. Invite your friends to play and engage in our Multiplayer Madness mode. Joust, ram, and outsmart your fellow pilots to see who gets vaporized first.
In space, no one can hear you throw your controller against a wall.
Highlights:
• INSANE CHALLENGE – Outmaneuver a vicious, plasma-fueled black hole for as long as you can. Easy right?!
• HIGH VELOCITY FUN – Jump in and play instantly. A game with NO learning curve or respect for your safety.
• BEST YOUR FRIENDS – Earn points to score big and dominate the global leaderboard. Just stay alive!
• DEMOLISH YOUR FOES – Who can you force into the black hole first? Welcome to the ultimate way to lose friends at the speed of light.
This game is NOT recommended for the faint of heart. Playing may cause cold sweats, rage blisters, screech-face, intense euphoria, and well, straight up wonkiness.
So whats this all about?
You’re a daring intergalactic pilot, desperately trying to outmaneuver the ravenous pull of a plasma-fueled black hole. You'll weave, dodge, cuss, flip out, and roll around like you’ve never done in a video game before. And then you’ll die. Often.
Like all the time.
Hope you enjoy disintegration!
What our fans are saying:
"This is the final frontier. The most intense experience I've had standing up." —Capt. K
"Wonky Ship really blew my mind—and I've blown up fully armed and operational battle stations." —Luke S.
"Roarghejhwharrrrrr." —Chew B.
"And I thought dance-offs were the hardest challenge in space." —Star-Prince. Or was it Space Lord?
"I told our programmers, 'Make a hard game.' Not like this. Not like this." —S. Johnson, Kiz Studios
Prepare to experience one of the most intense, addictive, and challenging arcade games ever created. Invite your friends to play and engage in our Multiplayer Madness mode. Joust, ram, and outsmart your fellow pilots to see who gets vaporized first.
In space, no one can hear you throw your controller against a wall.
Highlights:
• INSANE CHALLENGE – Outmaneuver a vicious, plasma-fueled black hole for as long as you can. Easy right?!
• HIGH VELOCITY FUN – Jump in and play instantly. A game with NO learning curve or respect for your safety.
• BEST YOUR FRIENDS – Earn points to score big and dominate the global leaderboard. Just stay alive!
• DEMOLISH YOUR FOES – Who can you force into the black hole first? Welcome to the ultimate way to lose friends at the speed of light.
DLC & expansions
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
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Wonky Ship is a mobile app that's been dumped on Steam as a cash grab by greedy mobile devs. It's a basic endless runner/physics puzzle game where you must tap on the left and right of your iPhone screen to make the little ship thrust up and to the left or right, so you have a juggling act as you must keep the ship level and moving upwards (or you fall into the black hole at the bottom of your phone screen). That's all there is to it. The game displays only in mobile phone ultra thin portrait mode, no effort was made to make the game display properly on a 16:9 monitor. Despite the sheer laziness of this mobile app ported to PC, the developers put quite a lot of work into nasty DLC... there's a eye watering $70 USD worth of DLC for this mobile app, so the game isn't even truly free. It's ridiculous. $70. You can't make this stuff up. As usual, mobile devs make gaming worse for everyone. Avoid this.2 found this helpful
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Игра "Wonky Ship" – это настоящий подарок для любителей абсурдного юмора и непредсказуемого геймплея. С первой же минуты понимаешь, что здесь всё не так, как в обычных играх. Корабль, которым ты управляешь, ведёт себя так, будто у него собственная, очень странная воля. То он летит прямо, то вдруг начинает кувыркаться в неведомом танце, а то и вовсе решает приземлиться на ближайшую планету, игнорируя все твои команды. Управление – отдельная песня. Оно одновременно и простое, и невероятно сложное. Освоить его – настоящий вызов, но именно в этом и кроется очарование "Wonky Ship". Когда тебе удаётся провести свой неуклюжий корабль через целую вереницу препятствий, испытываешь ни с чем не сравнимое чувство триумфа. Физика игры – это шедевр хаоса, где каждая ошибка может привести к комичным, а иногда и просто эпичным последствиям. Визуальный стиль тоже не отстаёт: яркий, мультяшный, с запоминающимися персонажами, которые, кажется, сами не понимают, что происходит. "Wonky Ship" – это идеальный способ отвлечься от рутины и посмеяться над собой и над нелепыми ситуациями, которые постоянно подкидывает игра. Настоятельно рекомендую всем, кто ценит оригинальность и готов к полному погружению …
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If you enjoy the same crap controls enough to actually grind out this game, you are a freak
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