Tim Climpy's Warfair

It turns out that progression kind of works, it is just bugged. You can unlock the thingys but it will be at random. So thats alright with me Edit: progression fixed. the jpeg might show a lock, but it is unlocked. took them only 5 days to fix. amazing. That being said, this game is janky as all hell and I don't care. I'm drunk and having fun so shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. +cell shading +fun +spooky stuff in game (i enjoy halloween) +simple +launchers may or may not shoot, also 50% chance you just blow yourself up with one -I'm gay (and black) -unlocks not working(characters, camos, weapons) -I cant use a sight on the m4 because it glitches -launchers may or may not shoot, also 50% chance you just blow yourself up with one Some bugs I have found: -You can end up with -5 health. When this happens, you become invincible, but your cursor cant interact with menus so no suicide out of it. Also things just begin breaking. (This is now fixed) -as stated above, the progression is a bit wacky. there are tons of weapon camos, but no explanation of how to unlock them (and it might not work atm) -in proto nuke, there are some walls that bots can shoot through -in proto nuke, its easy for the mec…

plays like a wale on roller skates, 3/10

I don't often leave reviews, but this is one of the most fun games released this year. Really takes you back to your roots, when 6 polygons per character was more than enough, or even excessive. It's designed to be a meme, which is why this game is so ridiculously fun to play with friends. It's almost a crime that this game isn't topping the charts. An absolute banger. I've been hitting climps with the boys for days and don't regret a minute.

I love Climpin with the boys

Love hittin' climps with the boys.

Nice concept, looks very promising... but it plays like a vr game on vr chat maps... but without the fun. Game could definitely be fun with some patching fixing, until then, I'd suggest it only if you have enough friends to play it with. 4/10