A Wholesome Game About Farming

A Wholesome Game About Farming

Kyle Hughart · December 15, 2022 · Dark Humor, Farming Sim, Tower Defense, Stealth, Puzzle

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About A Wholesome Game About Farming

It's finally here, an honest to goodness game about farming! What will we think of next? Nothing but you and the calming iterations of putting seeds into the ground and taking them back out after they've gotten larger and more vegetable-y. Maybe you'll even discover some new recipes to put them in! No need worrying about how your actions affect anything happening at night, because probably everyone is asleep and everything is fine. No reason anything that happens at night could affect anything happening on your farm because, as I believe I've said, everyone is sleeping at night.

A Wholesome Game About Farming takes roughly 2 hours to complete, and features classic farming mechanics like:
  • Purchasing and planting seeds
  • Harvesting and selling crops
  • A simple crafting system where you can discover new recipes
  • Spying on people
  • Sneaking up on your victims
  • Placing obstacles for your victims
  • Hiding the evidence

You'll play as a struggling yet resilient and kind-hearted old farmer named Jep, and if there's any such thing as a "vampire" named "Raluca" who you "play as" at "night" I've certainly never heard of her and have no idea what you're talking about.

Happy Farming!

A Wholesome Game About Farming — game info

Platforms
Windows, macOS
Player modes
Single-player
Controller
Full controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Jan 6, 2026
a vampire and farming story sounds great, but unfortunately the gameplay seems dated, the slow/clunky approach when trying to go from behind to your victims failed miserably alot when i used a controller, i dunno, even sneaking didnt help. so that discouraged me to play further. i like the humor and love put into the story tho even if its just a short while that i played lol.
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Recommended Jul 15, 2026
I am really enjoying this game. I'm less than an hour in, but I seem to be having this issue with it where it'll freeze at random places. It still makes a sound as if I'm opening the menu or whatnot, but I can't continue so I have to close out the game and restart it. So I save like after everything--or at least try to. Despite that, I'm still really enjoying myself. It's super fun and honestly Jep is such a sweetheart so far. And of course, the kitty.
Recommended Jun 15, 2026
it's a fun game, just gets repetitive after a bit
Recommended May 11, 2026
So...some people don't seem to understand that the title is meant to be a joke? I'm more of a cozy gamer type and have only played 2 hours of this and absolutely love it. It's really easy. Don't listen to the people who are complaining about the attacking that you do at night as a vampire. Use the crops to help you catch people. It's really, really simple. What little dialogue i've stumbled across is already really cute and funny and who doesn't want to be an old, wholesome farmer by day and a badass vampiress by night? The relationship is symbiotic in the most random way. Play it. It's free.
Recommended May 7, 2026
very wholesome :))
Recommended Feb 15, 2026
This was super fun to play. Highly reccommend. The gameplay loop is very satisfying

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