BISQUE DOLL

BISQUE DOLL is a very badly made Chinese third person adventure game with a horror theme (creepy dolls come to life, bla bla). This is really a joke in terms of technical execution, with a deep list of flaws which we'll get into. Also worth noting this is basically an asset flip, the "developer" didn't make the school asset, and the mismatch between your low poly character and the school environment is jarring... just the kind of thing you would expect from a lazy asset flipper (and review manipulator). Anyway in this disaster of an attempt at making a game, you wander around with the absolute worst console peasant orientated camera angles you could imagine (no mouselook, of course, because there's no mouse input) and collect this and that, open doors, use this object on that object... you get the idea. Really basic adventure game, implemented badly. The interface is a bit of a joke, too, it's just a small text menu that pops up on things. The developer couldn't work out how to do an inventory system properly. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The game features lazy low-polygon "retro" as…

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Clunky controls, no indication of where or how close the doll is, and crashed within minutes of play.

Very weak, clunky, painfully slow "horror" game. If you consider goofy looking Xbox 360 Avatars as something scary then I have no idea how low the bar is for "horror". This game reminds me of Juken Jogoku (also on Steam), and while that is a pretty cheap, cheese horror game, it is far better.

monster appears suddenly :steamfacepalm: bad game

heh no