Blood 'n Bikinis

Complete, utter trash, just like all other games in the NSFW genre. Matter of fact, I think it's not even my kind of game cause I don't understand the point of playing games like this in the first place. People (I mean heterosexual males) say they get turned on while playing stuff like this. I am a heterosexual male and I get rather annoyed than turned on. Therefore one could argue that I shouldn't be writing a review - positive or negative - for it in the first place. But this game is a special one (in a bad way) because everything about it looks and feels disgusting from start to finish. Or may be it's just me. Dunno what's wrong with me, or if there's something wrong with me even. I played two other NSFW games before from Steam: Treasure of Nadia and NSFW Solitaire, and the sexual content in them again annoyed the heck outta me but gameplay wise they were superb. This one on the other hand is absolute, 100 percent trash. I had absolutely no motivation to actually play it, or even attempt to give it a shot. And as a matter of fact, even before buying it I knew for sure I'd hate it. Why did I buy it then? Mainly because this game has a particular point shop item (a Steam clie…

I really wanted to like this. The story was good, and I liked the humour, but I really dislike the combat system. I wish there was a way to auto-complete battles so I didn't have to tediously sit through them, or that the 'auto' function did more than just basic attacks, so I could just focus on the story. Especially when some of the bosses are extremely difficult. And there is no way to see your HP/MP during the fights - your characters become more bloodied as their HP depletes, but that's the only indicator you get. I also dislike the way that items are hidden everywhere, so you have to click on every single item in a room. I was using the mouse controls and they're a bit finicky.

Finished the game and generally had a decent to good time. The plot takes itself too seriously, but the interactions with the ladies are great. Combat is not too difficult. Too many repetitive fights towards the end, but hardly anything new for the genre. The cast offers an interesting range of very attractive pixel ladies and they are quite fun.

fun

game keeps crashing

luck is everything in this game 🙃