Bowling

Who ever hired the goose overdosing on cocaine and meth to setup the controls needs to explain to me what the ♥♥♥♥ they were thinking. The breakdown: I can't even play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. G appears to be select in the menu, U gives the strike notification, and I could not find a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ key that moves the ball or throws it. I methodically pushed every button on the standard 108 QWERTY keyboard and did not find a single one other than the 2 already listed that functioned in any regard. I will gladly put the $10 I spent up my own ass after I refund this egregious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if the devs give a good explanation as to what the actual ♥♥♥♥ they expected this game to function like.

Game loads but that is about it. None of the controls work, cannot access "HELP" or "CUSTOM". If I paid full price I would be livid. If I press enough keys the game starts (no idea which key triggers it) but then again nothing works, not mouse not keypad not keyboard.

This doesn't do real bowling math. The score is not accurate. Its flash 2.0

The game appears to be broken. In the store, it says to use a controller, but then when you look at the game in your library, it says it's specifically designed NOT to use a controller. Nothing on the controller seems to do anything except adjust the angle of your aim, and when I mashed literally every key on the keyboard except the function keys, it still wouldn't throw the ball. I have no idea how this is actually supposed to work, Oh, and for some reason the G key selects the menu option that's highlighted, but again, nothing I press on either the keyboard or the controller lets me actually highlight a different option.

This is by far the worst bowling game on steam. You can only play with a controller, the scoring isn't accurate and the game controls awfully, buy literally any other bowling game on steam, this is definitely not worth it's price.

I would like to recommend Bowling the video game for everyone.