Fall With Friends

Michael, before this, I was a kind, honest man. I had a loving wife and three daughters. I just put my oldest one into preschool... and then it happened. Michael gave me stage 4 colon cancer. He came into my colon and implanted a tumor into me. I am forever scarred. The doctor told me last week I only have seven days left to live. To my very last breath, I will curse your name, Michael. Because of you, I won't see my kids grow up. I won't see my grandchildren, and I won't be able to see them grow up through elementary school, junior high, high school, and college. I will never be able to see them again. I despise you, Michael, and I hope you burn in hell. I wrote this comment so my daughters will know who took their Daddy away from them. Sincerely from the bottom of my heart... ♥♥♥♥ you Michael.

Hey Mike, as many of my close friends and family know, early on in my childhood I suffered from down syndrome, a rare but severe medical condition affecting the lives of many, such as me. However, due to a sporadic mutation in my genome, I was able to fight my way out of this condition and effectively absorb the extra chromosome. I had to go through a lot of medical testing & experiments as you would expect, given the incredibly rarity of this medical experience. But, after losing most of my childhood to these arguably significant traumatic developments, I have been able to live a life of relative normalcy for the past ten or so years. However, I would have rather just not gone through that ordeal as playing this game gave me an extra couple of chromosomes. Please, please, try harder. Anyway that all being said, I think as a community we should come together to right the wrongs of the past, and I think I speak for all of us when I say please reach out if you need help, but we will not be there for you. All the best, xoxo

This game was fun... If you like your mother beating you for hours cause of how much of a disgrace you are for playing this. PS My bum bum hurts

to michael i hope you get cancer and my brain gets erased your game was so bad my brother imploded and turned oout to be an alien in a mech suit you tore my family apart michael. i would become a cannibal so i could eat your family infront of you. and then ill eat you but only most of you i want you to stay alive in agony ill put you in a chamber with just enough air for you to be alive but not enough for you to move your limbs i will strap you to a nail bed and strap your eyes open and make a playlist that loops forever of me eating your family tbh a 3/10

hello micheal i played your game and liked it after getting 5 more chromosomes but before that it was the worst game i have ever seen thank you for the chromosomes

One of the most creative and refreshing games I've ever played. Genre bending even. Behold, the next evolution of gaming. 10/10