GEO-DEUX

really creative story and graphics, i enjoyed the sewers the most, and oh did i tell you that i saved jesus?\\\\\

havent finished it yet but it good

Interesting Kind of platformer but not tough. Hit the shot button fast and your good, multiple chances to survive enemies. Not too challenging overall.

someone was high i dont even know what i just played. what do you have to lose its free!!!!! drugs.

"GEO-DEUX" is one of literally thousands of retro 2D platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere... and I'm not kidding. Searching for "platformers" on the Steam store page yields over 17,000 results! Is this one of the best of those? Absolutely not. This platformer, while obviously garbage at first glance, isn't really intended primarily to be a game, it's bible bashing Christian evangelism about reclaiming Christmas... which is in December because Christians stole Christmas from earlier festivals of Thule and Saturnalia, the Roman festival for the agriculture god, Saturn. But you know, let's re-write history for the bible bashers. Where did you think the tree, the burning log and all the holly come from? Not the bible. Don't say Steam reviews don't learn you nothing. Anyway this is a really crap platformer where you play like a lizard and you have to go do really badly done Flash tier platforming with bad music, to dress up some angels and make Saturnalia about Judeo-Christian religion again. The platforming genre is pretty much obsolete... just a tiny number of professionally developed platformers exist on PC and offer any…

When my family saw me playing Cookie Clicker, they thought THAT was weird! Now, they see me playing Geo-Deux and they are consulting hospital records and genealogy to make sure I belong in this house.