Hammer of Virtue

I dont understand why this is so low rated. Although it has the most bloom I think ive ever seen in a video game and you can often count the pixels, the gameplay is really fun for some reason and i love the souls like combat. would recommend trying it but it might not be for everyone.

To anyone reading this review, do not buy this game. It is a half-cooked alpha of something which was supposed to be a game. I did not pay for this game but it still got my blood boiling as to why would anyone just build such a pathetic thing and put it out for sale. The gameplay is horrendous, the tutorial is garbage and it is a waste of money and time. The post-release updates have done jack to improve it in any way. Even free-to-play browser p*rn games have more value in them than whatever this is.

The game is okay... The enemy designs are really cool, and its real fun to utilize the physics and send objects flying into enemies, but sometimes the physics can get annoying and all get stuck in some weird spot where ill keep smacked by an enemy. 3$ would be reasonable for a game like this 10$ is wayyy too much.

a monkey with big balls gave me a massage behind a hobby lobby

The game can be fun, it's pretty demanding on performance and isn't the most polished. A this price I don't think it's worth the cost though, I got it on a sale for 0.87€ and I'd say that for what it is it was cheap, I can see the develeper is more of an artist in drawing when I see the sketches of concept art in the loading screens and I when seeing the pixel art from the other games it's aparent that they are more capable at drawing than developing, this game could use a lot of polish in many apartments but I feel the balancing is alright, it's what I'd expect from a low quality game from a dev's first time making a 3d game. Honestly I feel the OP things you can do to the enemies is more than justified because this feels more like a playground kind of game rather than a challenging one, basically it seems to be made to have fun with the destruction and the physics (Which my brother and I did in the splitscreen mode). If for any reason you see this on sale or just can afford it then you're welcome to have fun, I just feel the dev should lower the price or polish it to make it worth the money asked for it. This game has potential to be fun if the physics are fine-tuned to be more f…

The game feels like an unfinished college project and that's putting it nicely, the game is garbage and is literally unplayable as it is, if you thought of buying this game do yourself a favor and don't spend your money here, even if this was free it still wouldn't be worth it.