Hitler is my crush

Hitler is my crush

DarkLight Studio · November 14, 2023 · Side Scroller, Hero Shooter, Shoot 'Em Up, Third-Person Shooter, PvE

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Hitler is my crush price by region

Hitler is my crush costs £0.89 in the United Kingdom, $0.90 in Georgia (USD), $0.99 in the United States, €0.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$1.29 in Canada, NZ$1.49 in New Zealand, A$1.50 in Australia, R$3.49 in Brazil and zł4.49 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Hitler is my crush offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £0.89 £0.89 — 1
Georgia (USD) $0.90 $0.90 — 1
United Statesyour region $0.99 $0.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €0.99 €0.99 — 1
Canada CA$1.29 CA$1.29 — 1
New Zealand NZ$1.49 NZ$1.49 — 1
Australia A$1.50 A$1.50 — 1
Brazil R$3.49 R$3.49 — 1
Poland zł4.49 zł4.49 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

About Hitler is my crush

✦ AI summary

Hitler is my Crush is a satirical third-person shooter where you play as an anime girl on a mission to rescue your beloved Adolf Hitler from kidnappers across an absurdist alternate history. The game combines black comedy, unexpected traps, and boss battles with deliberately outrageous premise and non-standard humor designed for players seeking unconventional gaming experiences.

Hitler is my Crush is an absurd adventure in which you will plunge into the world of black humor and satire. You have to take on the role of a girl who is in love with Hitler and does not want to share him, and go on an absurd journey with Hitler, who is captured by saboteurs. The game offers a unique experience of exploring an alternative history, where absurdity and satire become key elements. Get ready for unpredictable adventures and humor that connoisseurs of non-standard gaming experiences will appreciate. Delve into the world of absurdity and laughter with Hitler is my Crush!

Hitler is my Crush is a satirical and parodic third-person shooter with elements of black humor, where you play as a girl in love with Adolf Hitler, having learned that your loved one has been kidnapped, you, like a real girl in love, go to capture the city where you will be stopped by communist soldiers in Nazi uniforms and other opponents, you need to FIND AND SAVE YOUR BELOVED ADOLF HITLER!
  • Small but dangerous traps
  • Enemies eager to kill you and prevent you from seeing your Beloved HITLER
  • Unusual and unexpected surprises
  • Dangerous BOSS and his servants who are holding their beloved HITLER
  • Beautiful anime girl who is crazy about Hitler

Hitler is my crush — game info

Platforms
Windows
Steam Deck
Verified
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included
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What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

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Hitler is my crush is an absurd, intentionally ridiculous game that players appreciate primarily for its shock value and comedic nature rather than serious gameplay. The common praise centers on its humor and over-the-top premise, with players noting it delivers exactly what the title promises and acknowledging it as a "fun bad game." Players consistently warn that this is not for those seeking serious or mission-based gameplay, and the general sentiment suggests it's worth trying if you enjoy crude, absurdist humor, though expectations should be managed accordingly.

Recommended Sep 30, 2026
please never make a game ever again at least i can jerk off to her panties while dying
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Recommended Sep 25, 2026
WTF!! I PLAYED XD, I LIKE IT. WHAT AN ABSURD GAME I got exactly what I hoped for from a game called😝 "Hitler Is My Crush." I’ve never laughed so hard. If you don’t like it, that’s okay, but you can’t deny that it’s a 😝 very fun game you can play anytime. It wouldn’t be wrong to say 😂 is... a very good baadddd... game. great game 👍. but please dont buy this if you like serious or mission games.
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Recommended Sep 28, 2026
I love this game ! we need more skins =^_^=
Recommended Sep 27, 2026
I agree with the guy below me
Recommended Sep 24, 2026
very good
Recommended Sep 21, 2026
This game is so good that it made me shed tears of pure joy. Would 100% recomend

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