Human, we have a problem

Human, we have a problem

Enrick Lambert · 2016 · Simulation, Action, Indie, Casual, VR

PC
2 user reviews100% · 2 📉 Recent reviews down 70%
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About Human, we have a problem

"Human, We Have A Problem" is a retro based arcade game mixed with a subtle indie flavor. Collect and throw cosmic rocks with your powerful slingshot to destroy asteroids and aliens. Defend your tiny planet and get on top of the Leader board !

- Asteroid Points -


Size 1 \ -> 250 Points (Long Shot x1.5 = 375 Points)
Size 2 -> 500 Points (Long Shot x1.5 = 750 Points)
Size 3 -> 850 Points (Long Shot x1.5 = 1275 Points)
Size 4 \ -> 1000 Points (Long Shot x1.5 = 1500 Points)

- Alien Points -


Big Alien Ship -> 500 Points
Small Alien Ship -> 1500 Points

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What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Apr 13, 2017
Ok so it took me longer to work out how to play the game than I did playing. The help button was ♥♥♥♥ and did the opposite of help so for those who are also unsure what to do here's a little "help" for you to play this game. 1 - Once you find yourself standing in a fenced area with some balls on the ground look straight ahead and down at the control panel in front of you. 2 - click on the exit button 3- uninstall as quickly as you can and never look back. Seriously once I worked out you pick the balls up and put in a box, then grab the sling shot and just pull back on it and fire. There is no need to place balls into it like I did for a straight 5 minutes until I just threw the slingshot at the giant balls.
3 found this helpful
Recommended Feb 4, 2017
A nice little "slingshot in space" game. Minimalistic environment, with a soundtrack that adds a lot of energy to the game. I've played a few "bow and arrow in vr" games, I liked using a slingshot better, perhaps because I've had more experience with one. Love the way the planets pulse in time to the music, visually engaging that way. A decent diversion for the price.
3 found this helpful
Not recommended May 17, 2023
"Human, we have a problem" is a VR exclusive arcade style stationary shooter where you shoot balls at other balls using a slingshot. That's really all there is to this. It looks and feels like someone's homework assignment (they failed the class and were kept back a year). It's an incredibly shallow experience with no merit or value as a game for gamers. Worth bearing in mind the "developer" is charging money for this, there's a million better free games. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The game features lazy minimalist/untextured low-polygon "retro" assets and visuals, making this look like a barely functional 3D game from the early 1990s. The lack of textures is a method that lazy devs often use to disguise their lack of talent/interest in doing the graphics properly and trying to disguise it under the name of "art", or "We made it look bad on purpose", which really isn't something gamers should have to put up with. It's unclear why the developers weren't willing to arrange high quality, high polygon count contemporary assets and high resolution textures for the game. It looks bad as a…
2 found this helpful
Recommended Apr 24, 2017
Looks very good, the gameplay is a bit confusing even though it is easy enough if you read the instructions first :) Thumb up, but only if the game is cheap, I mean under around 2€
1 found this helpful
Recommended Feb 4, 2017
What a fun game!!! Simple physics and not alot of flash as far as graphics and content but what a FUN game!!! Easy to learn menus and definately one of the games that can be shared for newbies to VR!!!. I would definately recommend this game for sure!!!
1 found this helpful
Not recommended Sep 26, 2023
Loads to a black screen. Discussions have said this for two years, but still the devs have not fixed it.

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