ISLA test

Updated review: Game stopped working after I got a new pc. Became completely unplayable and just showed a black screen with a 0% in the middle. First Review: ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☑ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☑ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☑ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story…

ISLA test is a minimalist 2D "artistic" reflexes game where you put your finger on your iPhone screen to drag a little green square around, avoiding other enemy polygons and collecting stuff you should collect. Or it would be, if it launched properly, but it doesn't. It shows a loading screen at 0% when launched and doesn't progress past that point. So, even if the laughably poor minimalist implementation here worked, it would be terrible, but it doesn't, and I don't know if that makes this worse or better. Either way, it's trash. They're actually charging cash money for this, incredible. For a game that doesn't work and if it did, it would be some of the laziest trash on Steam (I've seen far more sophisticated Unity asset flips). Unethically, the developers have left this on the Steam store in an unplayable and broken state. This is harmful to Steam and to gamers, because it takes a share of the marketing space and visibility away from other games. It's polluting Steam and making it harder for gamers to find genuine games and for genuine indie developers who put months or years into making proper games find an audience.

Actually not that bad. For the price its absolutely okay. Essentially a free floating dont touch platformer. Achievements can be cheesed by pressing f12 after being ingame and then putting in the following into the console "Math.random=()=>1" and then collecting the first 2 squares. Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles, not all though. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)