Jack the Barbarian

I got this game hoping for a nice little sandbox game - fighting, fishing, farming etc - but was quickly disappointed. You're dropped into a town with no explanation or storyline. Every NPC either has one line of badly spelled dialogue or you simply can't interact with them. Every quest boils down to "Bring me beer and I will give you 100 gold. Yes/No." Farming is boring and just a series of a dialogue boxes. You just stand next to a plot and spam Z to go through like 8 dialogue boxes every time. The guy who sells seeds is also a fair distance away from the farm so you have to pilgrimage back and forth and try to remember what every generic NPC wanted you to make them. There's a fisherman who hints that he will teach you if you come to him with a fishing rod. Once you do, he walks towards the river next to him and says "It looks like you can fish there." Literally, that's the tutorial you get. Hooking a fish is straight forward but the line breaks seemingly randomly even when I tried different levels of pulling on it and I didn't manage to get a single fish. Fighting is generic RPGmaker stuff, and impossibly difficult at the start of the game. You initiate combat by walking in…

1/10 will be hiding this game in my library

Trash game, it's this sort of badly planned lazy rpg game that gives bad reputation to rpg maker games.

Ok, so far this might have been the best RPG maker game I've played, but its still really crummy, directionless, grindy, and tedious. Maybe some day ill see a good rpg maker game, but for now, if it was made with rpg maker, dont touch it.

Game sucks. Dialogs are close to none, game short and mechanics are odd. Not even worthy downloading. One of worst pixel games i've ever played. Story is nonexistent (which is one of most important parts in such games). Quest example: "Bring fishing pole and i'll teach You hunting". You are bringing fishing pole he shows You "here is water" 2 tiles away of him... The end.... This is the level of story and dialogs You can expect here. So judge Youself.

meh